FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 day agoA lot of people make the mistake of thinking they have real life plot armourplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1208arrow-down13
arrow-up1205arrow-down1message-squareA lot of people make the mistake of thinking they have real life plot armourplus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 day agomessage-square39fedilink
Preventer79@sh.itjust.works · edit-28 hours agoThe entire teenage population changes every five years.message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down116
arrow-up163arrow-down1message-squareThe entire teenage population changes every five years.Preventer79@sh.itjust.works · edit-28 hours agomessage-square22fedilink
Mike Hunt@lemmy.mlEnglish · 14 hours agoSpace colonization would create so many jobs for everyone. Not great jobs but jobs.message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down19
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareSpace colonization would create so many jobs for everyone. Not great jobs but jobs.Mike Hunt@lemmy.mlEnglish · 14 hours agomessage-square14fedilink
Real Chad McTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 hours agoeveryone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted spaceplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down112
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareeveryone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted spaceplus-squareReal Chad McTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 hours agomessage-square38fedilink
Somelad@thelemmy.club · 5 hours agoIf men had babies instead of women? Men would probably just all get C sections because everyone knows people have to keep being born.message-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down129
arrow-up1-26arrow-down1message-squareIf men had babies instead of women? Men would probably just all get C sections because everyone knows people have to keep being born.Somelad@thelemmy.club · 5 hours agomessage-square23fedilink
Gork@sopuli.xyz · edit-215 hours agoToday's date is 3²/4²/5²plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down19
arrow-up1168arrow-down1message-squareToday's date is 3²/4²/5²plus-squareGork@sopuli.xyz · edit-215 hours agomessage-square12fedilink
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours agoI'm literally just a sugar mommy to my catplus-squaresh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down13
arrow-up1113arrow-down1imageI'm literally just a sugar mommy to my catplus-squaresh.itjust.worksQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours agomessage-square7fedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 day agoThe song that never ends announces what it is in the first line, then expects us to believe some people started singing it without knowing what it wasmessage-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1205arrow-down17
arrow-up1198arrow-down1message-squareThe song that never ends announces what it is in the first line, then expects us to believe some people started singing it without knowing what it wasFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 day agomessage-square32fedilink
Somelad@thelemmy.club · 6 hours agoDue to the bystander effect its highly unlikely any stranger would help you if you got attacked in a public spacemessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down115
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareDue to the bystander effect its highly unlikely any stranger would help you if you got attacked in a public spaceSomelad@thelemmy.club · 6 hours agomessage-square11fedilink
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours agoIf reincarnation exists, you could do the same thing the next life and have no memories of it. Think of all the bad things that happened to you, it can happen OVER AND OVER AGAIN!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down16
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareIf reincarnation exists, you could do the same thing the next life and have no memories of it. Think of all the bad things that happened to you, it can happen OVER AND OVER AGAIN!plus-squareDeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours agomessage-square11fedilink
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 1 day agoIf your name is Theodore, you could end every conversation with "thanks for coming to my Ted talk"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1132arrow-down110
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squareIf your name is Theodore, you could end every conversation with "thanks for coming to my Ted talk"plus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 1 day agomessage-square13fedilink
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish · 15 hours agoIt takes a brave person to go down on a crust punk. message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down113
arrow-up1-6arrow-down1message-squareIt takes a brave person to go down on a crust punk. SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square3fedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoWe don't perceive prices logarithmically when selling things.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down17
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareWe don't perceive prices logarithmically when selling things.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square11fedilink
aramova@infosec.pub · 6 days agoThe McDonald's employee who called on Luigi has never received their "reward", folks chasing the 100k for Kirk may not either...message-squaremessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up11.12Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.11Karrow-down1message-squareThe McDonald's employee who called on Luigi has never received their "reward", folks chasing the 100k for Kirk may not either...aramova@infosec.pub · 6 days agomessage-square120fedilink
devdoggy@lemmy.world · 5 days agoHow did Luke Skywalker learn to communicate with Astromech droids? How did he learn the language whilst living on Tatooine?message-squaremessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down16
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squareHow did Luke Skywalker learn to communicate with Astromech droids? How did he learn the language whilst living on Tatooine?devdoggy@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square55fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world · 4 days agoYou need good looks to get approval in the shooter businessmessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down110
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareYou need good looks to get approval in the shooter businessGrimy@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square9fedilink
squaresinger@lemmy.world · 6 days agoIf a country needs to employ state-sponsored patriotism, it's usually because there's nothing to be proud of about the country.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1420arrow-down117
arrow-up1403arrow-down1message-squareIf a country needs to employ state-sponsored patriotism, it's usually because there's nothing to be proud of about the country.plus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square36fedilink
faizalr@fedia.io · 5 days ago“A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied and the rest satisfied."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down15
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-square“A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied and the rest satisfied."plus-squarefaizalr@fedia.io · 5 days agomessage-square3fedilink
TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoMany of the younger generations of folks don't know what it's like to watch TV series out of order by virtue of channel surfing on live TV and grabbing random episodes here and thereplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1259arrow-down12
arrow-up1257arrow-down1message-squareMany of the younger generations of folks don't know what it's like to watch TV series out of order by virtue of channel surfing on live TV and grabbing random episodes here and thereplus-squareTootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square41fedilink
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agoIt could just have been a cop's "sniper" with bad trigger discipline and now they try to cover it up with gay bullets or whatevermessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down112
arrow-up165arrow-down1message-squareIt could just have been a cop's "sniper" with bad trigger discipline and now they try to cover it up with gay bullets or whateverwhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square18fedilink
