I’ve got no distractions. I play by sense of smell.

08 is an unreasonable birth year to have. You’re simply too young. Stop it.

I saw a palmtree 🌴 and took a random number generator.

I admire the coyote’s ability to adapt and survive, and like me it’s equally at home in the wild or in the city.

Sometimes I can be kinda pedantic

I like to go kayaking. Putting them in the water is called launching

Because I hate Origin Energy

Violet (my birth flower) + 08 (my birth year).

bruh aren’t you too young to be hornyposting…

26-8 =18

I am already dead

I did random word generation

I found a thumb in a soda can, won some compensation money

guy named pickleseller on the harmonix forums and i thought it was hilarious so i picked something in a similar vein

I was promoted from Commander Aggravated.

Ice, it’s short, cool and was available because the fediverse is small. Comes as the short version of my old minecraft username I made when I was like 8 y.o that has become my online handle - Iceblade (very cool to kid me) + 02 (birth year).

It started by realizing other users, the government, AI scrapers, and the internet have potential to be far too creepy and/or investigative to continue using any personal details, namely my name or date of birth. I definitely scrubbed my birth year from everything, haven’t quite replaced all my accounts using my m/d though since my name is far from unique. So I have a vaguely techy pun of a movie reference. Zero Cool was the young alias of the main character of Hackers (1995)

I’m incompetent at programming.