That’s crazy I don’t think they would
Eventually but it is already ass
Fart jingles.
*ba da bu ba ba ^double arches^
New timeline plot for the bidet…
the fuck?! my Throne of Thor has HDMI?!
That would be shit!
There’s not much viewership, so it better be cheap. That’s the only problem, though, if you’re advertising the right product.
“It’s morse code!”
Bruce Bethke, the guy who actually invented cyberpunk and wrote the story Cyberpunk, wrote a book Head Crash. In which the VR hotsuit includes a “ProctoProd®” for bass. Bruce’s predictions have turned out more accurate than anyone else’s.
There are 100% branded butt plugs out there.
You’ve never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.
You can bet your ass they would.
In some places proctology isn’t what it was.
they would but it would probably be exclusive to colonoscopy equipment ads for Drs.
I think they’d plaster our loved ones’ coffins with adverts if they could.
Probably not, but they’d definitely patent the method.
There is ads in public toilet, so sure, they’ll put ads anywhere.
There is even toilet paper with ads on it. Does that count as “ads in our anuses”?
Depends on how far you push it in.
I usually push mine a bit beyond the sigmoid boundary - would that count?
But if they did this where would we keep our spatulas?