Cheetara.
A human. Definitely a human. They seem to always be present in folklore and fantasy.
A tanuki
Huge balls.
I was more thinking of their ability to shapeshift. I wouldn’t mind someone who could shapeshift into Brad Pitt one day and Tom Cruise the next day depending on how I feel.
Catgirl or doggirl. Sorry, I’m basic.
Witch/wizard. 100%
Medusa. She makes me rock hard. Also, no hair in the shower drain is a nice bonus.
Plot twist: snakes in the shower drain
I’m tired of all these motherfucking snakes, in this motherfucking drain!
Hmm, I didn’t think that out. Still better than hair though
One of the main characters in a story in writing is a huldra. Are you Scandinavian, or the only other American that knows wtf they are? Lol
I’m a noggie
Gonna just have to admit I do not know what that means. Lol.
Slang for Norwegian.
Ahh, thank you. Haha
@DharmaCurious I thought huldres are well known? Maybe less than trolls but there are so many in fairy stories.
Beautiful elf maiden
marry, or just commit carnal acts with?
Marry.
ah. Ms. Pacman then
My partner.
If that’s against the rules I’m choosing a selkie because there’s an outside chance that my partner is in fact a selkie.
The fairy from spyro
Leela from Futurama, easy.
Half elf.
Actual elf would be too sad, since they’re going to live for several thousand years and I would only be a blink in their existence, but a half elf, barring any kind of gigantic world upset would get to live until our grandkids grandkids grew up and they’re continued presence in the world would ensure that the my presence in the world did not fade so quickly.
Valkyrie. The young ones, not the hags.
Kaine from Nier.