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708 upvotes and counting.
This is a really bad take.
683 upvotes and counting.
It’s actually mucus.
Willie is a beautiful angel.
Wrong, I’m downloading the latest music on Napster right now.
Clearly not?
You’re just imagining it.
Not every thought I have in the shower is original.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
I always call them Putz because the girl’s head looks like a P.
CEOs
Idk, I kinda like systemd.
It’s me.
I’ve had the same Nigerian prince emailing me for the last 14 years.
Food and water.
Imagine being an adult and repeatedly trying to argue on the internet with a 12 year old.