CalciumDeficiency@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months agoWhat did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older?message-squaremessage-square295fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older?CalciumDeficiency@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months agomessage-square295fedilink
minus-square200ok@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoThat becomes true again once you turn 40
minus-squareToday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoIf you have kids, you’ll get a second wind when they’re gone. Our adult son was staying with us for a while. We came in about 3:00 a.m. and scared the shit out of him because he thought we were upstairs asleep.
minus-squaresmackjack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoFollowed by “You were conceived at 12:01”
Nothing good happens after midnight.
That becomes true again once you turn 40
If you have kids, you’ll get a second wind when they’re gone. Our adult son was staying with us for a while. We came in about 3:00 a.m. and scared the shit out of him because he thought we were upstairs asleep.
Followed by “You were conceived at 12:01”