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minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down3·5 months agoLick your fingertips, or wet them on a beverage from the cooler, then rub them against the 2 sheets of the opening. You’re welcome.
minus-squarejaschen@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down7·edit-25 months agoDon’t lick your fingers. Unless you just washed your hands. This is how you get sick. Touch your fingers on a damp/wet vegetables instead.
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoNah. Just pick your nose and use the snot.
minus-squaretfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down7·5 months agoWho tf is downvoting this, GUYS OMG PLEASE DONT LICK YOUR FUCKING FINGERS
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 months agoDon’t put your grubby fingers on vegetables you’re not purchasing either.
minus-squaretfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoWhy would I do that anyway
minus-squareNot_mikey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoBut what if there’s taki dust on them?
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down5·edit-25 months agoYou gross ass JeeBaiChow mother fucker this is why people get sick from going to stores. Get your fucking fingers out of your god damn mouth. Yuck. What the hell did you do during Covid lockdowns?
minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·5 months agoI didn’t hear your mother complain, blankets. Maybe i’m how she made you. You’re welcome.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoDad, you fucking suck.
minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoSo does your mom, son. So does your mom.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoWe’ve established that already. This is why she left you for uncle.
minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·5 months agoGood. You can thank him for that potty mouth of yours, then.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoNo, I get my terrible habits from you apparently ya germ spreading Covid weasel.
minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·5 months agoSo lick your fingers, open your bags and quit complaining like a little bitch, dumbass. What people do is their problem. Your awareness of covid is quite clear about that.
Lick your fingertips, or wet them on a beverage from the cooler, then rub them against the 2 sheets of the opening. You’re welcome.
Don’t lick your fingers. Unless you just washed your hands. This is how you get sick.
Touch your fingers on a damp/wet vegetables instead.
Nah. Just pick your nose and use the snot.
I’d opt for ass sweat
Who tf is downvoting this, GUYS OMG PLEASE DONT LICK YOUR FUCKING FINGERS
Don’t put your grubby fingers on vegetables you’re not purchasing either.
Why would I do that anyway
But what if there’s taki dust on them?
You gross ass JeeBaiChow mother fucker this is why people get sick from going to stores.
Get your fucking fingers out of your god damn mouth. Yuck. What the hell did you do during Covid lockdowns?
I didn’t hear your mother complain, blankets. Maybe i’m how she made you. You’re welcome.
Dad, you fucking suck.
So does your mom, son. So does your mom.
We’ve established that already. This is why she left you for uncle.
Good. You can thank him for that potty mouth of yours, then.
No, I get my terrible habits from you apparently ya germ spreading Covid weasel.
So lick your fingers, open your bags and quit complaining like a little bitch, dumbass. What people do is their problem. Your awareness of covid is quite clear about that.