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onehundred@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months ago

I Will Fucking Piledrive You if You mention AI Again

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I Will Fucking Piledrive You if You mention AI Again

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I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity
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    Hold on , I’ll edit this when I find a link.

    Edit:

    Ok, so here is OpenAI wanting to make… well basically it seems to want to have not only an AI agent in a text support chatbox telling you how to fix a problem…

    …but give it the ability to completely take over your computer and just do it for you, presumably via Remote Assistance and whatever the Mac equivalent is.

    https://www.yahoo.com/tech/openai-plans-chatgpt-supersmart-assistant-135029243.html?guccounter=1

    No way this could go wrong and lead to fake support sites just fucking writing a batch file and executing it in the blink of an eye.

    Then we’ve got both Zoom and Otter who yes, straight up, want to build AI powered avatars, based on each employee/user and replace the human entirely in meetings.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/zoom-s-ceo-wants-a-manipulatable-ai-avatar-of-you-to-attend-meetings-instead/ar-BB1nGO5m

    https://www.businessinsider.in/tech/news/could-ai-personas-attend-your-work-meetings-for-you-one-tech-ceo-says-yes-and-by-the-end-of-the-year/articleshow/107797330.cms

    Fuck the infinite paper clip making machine, we are intentionally trying to make the infinite meeting machine.

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      Could AI personas attend your work meetings for you? One tech CEO says yes

      One tech CEO has drain bamage, I take it. To paraphrase Charles Babbage, I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a statement.

      Like, what the fuck is the point of this? If you think meetings are a problem and AI is the solution, there are a countably infinite amount of ideas you could come up with that aren’t this idiotic

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