Why the FUCK would I Care about the Constitution or Founders?

-Pro Life People who Defend MASS CHILD KILLERS because of the Second Amendment!

This is STUPID! ICE ROUTINELY Hurts and Mangles Children! If you’re an ACTUAL Neo Nazi then you would HATE people who Hurt and Mangle CHILDREN!

But that might UPSET Trump and we CANT have THAT!

-The DNC!

But NOT THEIR Social Security Information of course!

Hauling Undocumented Migrants is a CRIME? Uh OH! DONT tell Republican Governors that or they’ll be in TROUBLE!

Taco Don will NEVER Bend the Knee to a BILLIONAIRE!

Oh no! We NEED to Primary these People!

-The DNC!

What is this LOSER Talking about? We were spending MILLIONS Feeding Starving American Children! That’s HUGELY Wasteful!

-Republicans who are OK with Elon giving HIMSELF Billion Dollar Contracts!

But Elon Musk is an ILLEGAL Immigrant. WHY would they Deport someone like THAT?

This man is an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT who needs to Be Deported!

-People who Gargled Elon’s Balls yesterday!

Thoughts and Prayers! For the GUN!

-Pro Life Conservatives!

When the World’s Richest Man who spent a QUARTER OF A BILLION DOLLARS on ONE Candidate says “without me he would have lost”, what does that mean?

HA! That’s PROOF that THIS is MUCH More Effective then Stopping Trump’s AGENDA!

-The DNC!

THIS is going to Help people TRUST the Government! THANKS Trump!

Hurt TRUMP? We need to STOP Talking about Him!

-Chuck Schumer and the DNC!

This will be GREAT! With ALL this Investment we can ENSURE that NO ONE running as a Democrat will want to Help the Working Class! NEXT we just need to Oust David Hogg and the SQUAD and THEN Hire Expensive consultants when we LOSE the Next Election!

This is 9D CHESS that only a STRONG Businessman who Bankrupted ALL his Previous Businesses could understand!

But Columbia did LITERALLY EVERYTHING Trump asked them to Do! SURELY that WOULDNT Backfire!

This is going to HELP because Trump’s Government is KNOWN to Follow Judge’s Orders!

They then APOLOGIZED for Infringing on this Proud American’s RIGHTS and Promptly left!