This kind of reply needs a tier of its own.

Fucking legend

Judging by your president, I think 40% fewer Americans read. For fun or otherwise.

Well, I for one installed Linux on my old surface book 2 yesterday, and my steam library works great on Linux. Even got better FPS.

So I became a Linux gamer yesterday and am super happy

Microsoft giving me something I don’t need is tolerable. Microsoft giving me something I don’t want… That’s what this is. This is bull shit!!!

Abominable intelligence

At this stage,I can’t believe that they are stupid enough to believe the shit that comes out of their mouths. Hence I say that it’s not about the return from AI, but riding the bubble before it pops, and justifying their stupidity to others by force feeding the crap they spent their money on down our throats in the hope that we don’t just throw it up on them

Return? No, there is no return on investment from AI. If there really was a return to be had from Devs, you wouldn’t have to force them to use it.

This is a saving face and covering their asses exercise. Option 1 is “We spent the money, nobody’s using it, the bubbles gonna burst”, the other choice is “if we can ramp up the usage numbers before the earnings call, we can get some of that sweet investor money to buy us out of being mauled by our shareholders”.

It’s shitty management, making shitty decisions to cover up their previous shitty decisions

Ok, but what about 1499%?

This brings back trauma from that black mirror episode…

You’re right, AI can’t write code, but it will hallucinate its way through writing code. Hence the reason I believe him. The quality of Microsoft code recently is dog shit

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/29/satya-nadella-says-as-much-as-30percent-of-microsoft-code-is-written-by-ai.html?itid=lk_inline_enhanced-template

I can tell this is the 1 time Satya Nadella isn’t overstating the use of AI at Microsoft

Oh, he has some strange views, sure, but he is like that magician that tells everyone how the magic tricks are done, except this is marketing not magic, so both sides don’t like him.

Oh, this is a thing. It’s called an accountability sink.

There is a really interesting book called the unaccountability machine by Rory Sutherland (if my memory is working). Worth a read

Well, they train most of these with Reddit data, so judging by the iq of shit posters on Reddit, we are on track.

Also, there is a really slick feedback loop here. Reddit uses ai slop from last year to generate content, next year we train the ai using the posts from Reddit.

Computer vibing

I would also like to know what the criticism was, but at the same time, I also feel like the internet can be shit sometimes whether there was reason to criticise or not.

Pretty sad story.

Dude, no. piece of shit, oh yes

Ok, now do a Krispy Kreme one. Cause clearly someone who would buy this would love a glazed ring… 0_0

Brah, if your CEO edits the prompt, it’s not unauthorized. It may be undesirable, but it really ain’t unauthorised

Let’s start here, fuck you.

Then, let’s move on to this, someone can be a cunt, and you can call them a cont for being one, but if your first response is to reference their race by calling them a racial slur, then your not as angry about them being a cunt as you are about their race. And that’s the problem.

I don’t know what race you are, but your opinion is shit. Not “your white/black/Indian/Chinese/Mexican/etc opinion is shit”, it’s just you and your opinion that’s shit. See how it’s supposed to work?