The written phrase “and let me tell you” screams of AI usage right off the bat. This and that to the torque had me crazy in how this English changed

Cause we force them to

Just get there before it all shuts down

You’ve activated my very stupid trap card called Teresa Duarte

Just label it “millk”. Only people who care are yacht-yeilders and they are notoriously dispatched by orcas and Italian-American so again, who cares?

Everyone needs to get polarizing filters for their cameras so we can see into the car windows of assholes.

Let’s hope they don’t secretly have the protomolecule sample.

Weird self report but okay

I mean banning teens seems a pretty good policy.

Something something he boot to big etc.

Every single maga Twitter selfie-guy-in-truck looks like an absolute piece of shit loser so kinda gotta say this is objectively false.

Man this guy looks like a husk of curses.

Who let the worlds largest particle accelerator steal excess heat from the LHC??

6 month old Fake account posting slop. Good job Lemmy. You have become the enemy

Go to therapy and don’t seek internet help. Also I’d go no contact with your entire family. If you legitimately think any of this is normal, uh, get away? (Read maybe two/three items down your fucked up list).

This guy is literally Adolphus Murtry. Hope he meets a similar end.

Yes

narrator: he lied

Fire can destroy paper, too much light can wreck undeveloped film, a magnet can “brick” tape. All media is ephemeral.