Did she always have spiral pupils and a weird scar on her cheek?

Well you can choose to ignore the definitions of words. I am not judging.

Not judging. That’s an actual fact.

“Oh beloved fleshlight; would that our prior tryst yielded not such Malty feelings—woe!”

Have you considered these people don’t consider you to be that important in their own lives? It’s not the job of friends to fix the perceived foibles of their friends, unless a friend actually asks for help.

Friends are just people who enjoy each others company and offer as much or as little emotional support when able/willing. When that stops being the case it’s fine to drift apart.

Also, really take a step back, ‘cause you literally wrote this:

Nope. Don’t mutilate your child.

I just think they’re neat honestly. feel similarly about boats and trains and well executed meals and nice interior design.

Start building credit if you’re in the US, but don’t treat your credit card like free money.

Don’t let yourself get addicted to alcohol (or any other drug).

Spend a decade commuting by bike if you can (rain or shine).

Get radicalized by the terrorists (people who just wanna have a nice safe society free of bigotry and hate).

iM mAd tHat tHis LaDY mAkeS CoMicS!

Snake.

Nope. Honestly though Lemmy helped me with my Reddit addiction. Haven’t been on Reddit in years and only occasionally engage with Lemmy during the week. Supplanted both with reading bootleg manga, ha ha ha.

Not really a thing I’ve been chasing but I did really enjoy the time I was home sick from work and spent all day playing Super Mario Odyssey back when it first came out. I really felt like I was a kid again and hadn’t felt that before or since.

Middle of the road millennial for age context.

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A YouTube mixtape found after searching “Madagascar Music” that had a smattering of wonderful folk music from, ostensibly, Madagascar. It must’ve been dmca’d years ago or something ‘cause I’ve not been able to find it since c. 2013.

HONK

Why does anyone read Bloomberg? That shit is the equivalent of the suit wearing shitty little twerp on a college campus c. 2017 being a conservative edge lord. Change my mind.

I’m a human with half a brain: everything Trump says is a fire hose of misinformation.

not like there’s a million and a half shows in production at any given moment.

hope he comes on, says fuck abc and quits and leaves the stage. he won’t though because he is a literal part of the problem.