The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

https://xkcd.com/2650/

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn’t non smokers also just use it for a mild high?

Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session

I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer

I once had an enema version of this car

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed

The corpse of Harry Potter that’s slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already

Of coure the large breasted, scarcely dressed waifu of questionable age shall still be referred to as “Wilson”

Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm” printed on them

https://xkcd.com/2907/

The problem is exclusive rights.

If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can’t just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.

You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.

In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.

In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.

But alas, this is not a perfect world