Don’t like kids, don’t want kids, not gonna put up with somebody else’s kids. I mean I’m not a dick about it, it’s just honest and a good idea to set realistic expectations to prevent potential hurt feelings later. Leaving somebody on is bullshit.
Don’t like kids, don’t want kids, not gonna put up with somebody else’s kids. I mean I’m not a dick about it, it’s just honest and a good idea to set realistic expectations to prevent potential hurt feelings later. Leaving somebody on is bullshit.
Today on “games I’ll never play”…
Yeah I know. We live in hell.
Going to school in a hurricane-prone state? That sounds like a great idea!
Seriously I refuse to live anywhere that wouldn’t remain well above sea level even if you melted every ice crystal on earth. If the universe wants to natural disaster me to death it’s gonna have to go the extra million miles and drop an asteroid on me.
Okay this is easy if you’re an American. Whichever one’s the cheapest, unless it’s an obvious life or death situation or head injury. That’s it.
Are we sure he didn’t just have somebody Photoshop him into the picture that came with the frame?
Alternate titles include…
I’m sorry sir, but I know about the court order that you’re required to remain no less than 500 feet away from any upholstery.
Sometimes it’s a solution in search of a problem. Usually that’ll be some startup that really wants Google (or somebody) to either buy them out or shovel millions of venture capital money at them. VC that would be better used for anything that housing homeless people, feeding the hungry, or hell just burning to stay warm.
Facts? Integrity? What the hell are you talking about? We need a ratings bump.
CBS executives, probably.
Anyway Walz is gonna eat Vance’s face for dinner and then shit down his throat hole. I look forward to catching the highlights reel online.
Nah it’s cool, I’ve got a lawn chair and a bottle of whiskey set aside for the end of the world.
I thought “gun” was party of the tri.
I got stood up at the restaurant. This was back before online dating was the norm rather than the exception. It sucked, but I learned to get over that kinda thing.
Meh, Argon is fine. Although what you said would be kind of funny.
It’s insane how these people can’t tell the difference between a delivery person and a true believer.
Oh wait, they can’t, because in their twisted little religious brains they’re identical.
Capitalism has no party in this particular equation. The sound of rap just makes me irrationally furious. My friend’s exactly the same way with death metal. It’s the sound of it, not the content. Like the audio equivalent of a food’s mouth feel - such as fuck mushrooms. Rap is the mushrooms of music.
Oh there’s plenty of paper and non-paper out there to do the same damage. Ever cut yourself on cardboard? How about those plastic straps they put around heavy boxes and packages? Or my personal favorite, splinters and burrs. Glass, rock, metal, sheets of plastic - anything thin will do if you hit it at just the right angle. It’s a tossup as to which bonus location is worse, under the fingernail or across the finger webbing. Or if you’re REALLY unlucky, the eye. a scratched cornea is no joke. Wear your safety glasses kids.