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  • I mean, I don’t know if I’d still be interested in women after being a vampire that long, but I’d like to think so.

    Go to a country with lax sex laws (or at least enforcement), set up a bordello and feed on the workers while they sleep off their necessary highs for doing sex work for a horrible human (vampire) being.

    Plus, under the rules I’m fixating on mentally, drinking the blood of someone who is high will get the vampire high, and after hundreds of years plus immortality, I’m gonna get high at some point lol.

    (Rules referenced: Old World of Darkness, VTM, etc)



  • Or slightly more expensive, if legal in your area, are actual locksmith tools.

    I have a pick set I busted out this morning to unlock a pad lock on our circuit breaker (outside for some stupid reason, locked because its a new development and we had construction workers turn the house off while me and the wife were the only people on our respective jobs working the shift remotely)

    We need power to run desktops. A UPS is handy, but its a bandaid to shut down correctly until power is restored fully.



  • Case@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldSrsly
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    18 hours ago

    I can’t. Literally can’t.

    I will not fall asleep unless I spend some time unwinding first. Preferably alone.

    No, not a masturbation reference, but I just need some quiet and not have to remember every little social rule that no one ever explained to any extent, at least to me, seems like others have an idea though.

    Its a time to let go of social anxiety build up.

    Coworkers make the anxiety worse, friends too, my wife as well. It builds up and I need a couple hours by myself to let that fade before I have a chance of sleeping, even with my meds, some of which are prescribed simply to knock my ass out.

    Then again, as a teenager, I stayed up 9 days straight before a doctor snowed me and I crashed. No, it wasn’t some attempt, it was straight insomnia - it sucked tremendously. Also, no, not coke, being “snowed” on an EEG (brain waves) means the medication has caused such a response in the brain, you’re just getting the EEG equivalent to static on an untuned channel, so I have issues with sleep, and have since childhood.


  • Case@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldSrsly
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    18 hours ago

    10pm seems late, lol.

    Then again, my social circle would get off work, usually staggered by a few hours as people got off.

    Then we’d head to the nearby watering hole and join in the festivities that were ongoing from people who opened lol.

    Shop doors were shut by 8pm, give the floor a quick pass to clean up any major debris left over from the day (IE: run the push broom over all floors, scoop up, and dump) and then just making sure that a few things were stocked sufficiently for the morning. Like commonly used oils for oil changes.

    Now… well,

    Bed time is 9pm. I’m not currently working, but want to maintain a reasonable day shift for when I find work. I prefer overnight, but that doesn’t seem to be an option where I moved.

    Wife gets up, I get up, and start with applying for jobs and housework. Weekends mean she is working 7a to 7p, medical work, so standard. So we’re up by 6:30 to get some food/caffeine in us before she works - though, if neither of us are hungry, I’ll acquire any caffeine needed and cook later. I’m not cooking at 6:30am. Period. I will burn myself, one of the animals, or my wife, or the house down so… no, I need caffeine first, lol.