I hear El Salvador warms up this time of year

Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think

When they catch the thief they’ll take them out back and shoot them

Like a dog.

Some foods just shouldn’t be all you can eat.

Brb I gotta gouge my eyes out

This just in: DOGE Whistleblower dead from undiagnosed peanut allergy

Tike to start joking about using violence against politicians i guess

The medicine is thalidomide

Silly paramedics everyone knows helping brown people is against international law

God damnit i forgot about that and spent the day writing bad code

Lets go pancakes at 8pm

Just as the good Lord intended

Breakfast foods are some of my favorite comfort foods, but definitely not something you eat for nutrition or anything, save maybe an omelette.

I feel like if Watergate happened half the country and most of Congress would find some way of justifying it and no one would even remember it happened a week later because something else equally insane would come up.

Damn they were so close to being a functioning democracy

JK lol I’m American

I did the thing because I wanted to learn more about my ancestry and not only was it ridiculously expensive I didn’t even learn anything about my ancestry.

My grandmother did one through Ancestry a few years back and found out her father wasn’t actually her father

Why is it always United.

Except for when it’s Southwest or Spirit.

I’ve heard he’s a super chill guy

Yeah idk why but the Yalta Conference header image does not feel appropriate to the article.