She was a woman by the time she was able to report it, but it’s very poorly worded.

When you find it necessary do this, be sure the conversation is also getting bcc’d to a home email

From the cat’s point of view there’s no downside!

So entertaining!

You could always add red food coloring if you have some old bottles from before they took out the toxic

Good question, no and it confused me as a child in the 60s

We over-60s remember when pistachios were red, airplane security was non-existent and everywhere smelled like cigarettes.

I can’t stand the graininess just under the skin. And the rest of the flesh is too bland. Unripe, they’re woody and sometimes stringy. Maybe if you took a perfectly ripe one, peeled and cored and cut it up, and then squeezed half a lemon over it, I would try it. Otherwise, miss me with those nasty things.

Isn’t it usual procedure that everyone else enters the courtroom and takes their places before the judge walks in? So the team would have had ample opportunity to film, record and facially-recognize the jury before Judge Kuhl made them take off the spyglasses.

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Tell that to Hatshepsut and the whole string of goddamn Thutmoses she had to put up with. (Yeah they had numbers but when you yell “Thutmose!” you don’t really want all of them.)

And applying that to royals in general, if they’re so unique they should be more creative with the names, dontcha think? So many Henrys and Louis

You’re gonna look amazing!

Not to mention he himself said nothing can cause him to lose his support, not even if he killed someone in the middle of 5th Avenue. Are we not to believe him?

I’m suddenly noticing he felt the need to qualify “shoot someone” with “on 5th Avenue.” As if he’d already killed someone in secret…

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Hey, Sideways Stories From Wayside School is great! And weird, but good weird. Twilight was the first thing I thought of when the COVID toilet paper crisis hit.

Probably healthier for both of them, really

Maybe more like, sat up and stuck its head down into the vase, which tipped, startling the cat, who pulled back, lifting the vase, and either thrashed its head or jumped down, either way the body of the vase broke away. It looks like it got lucky and there’s a relatively straight break line, but you wouldn’t want to pull in case you thrust a jagged shard into a jugular or something. They seem to be at the vet where they’ll administer enough anesthetic to either ease it off or break it away, then clean/stitch any cuts and dose it with antibiotics. If you couldn’t get to a vet, a couple people could probably wrap it in a towel and hold it still enough to break the vase away but it’s risky.

At least they each have their own armrests!

For your carrot problem, get the really fat bulk carrots, which (at my grocery store anyway) are not woody and very tasty. Peel it as usual, noticing you only have to peel one or two. You’re now perfectly set for your first cucumber solution, cutting it in half lengthwise, or maybe even quarters because carrots are a firmer bite. Personally I start cutting off the fat end and work towards the tip, because you have more to grip for better control on the harder slices, and if your last ones are a little thicker they’re also small.

Gorgeous. Love the grain and the form

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