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Will you please stop ejaculating on the fruits, I can’t believe I have to tell you this again
Will you please stop ejaculating on the fruits, I can’t believe I have to tell you this again
That’s a no for me dawg.
He’s not here to serve his country, he’s here to exploit it.
The finglonger!
I refuse to install any work related software on my phone. Not only because I don’t want to be contacted after hours, but companies often “require” full read/write access on your device, so they can remotely wipe their data if you quit or get fired.
Fuck that.
I seriously hope you don’t work with people like this.
Kubernetes: I will ruin your fucking life
Just guessing, but should it be pointing at 404.txt, not /404.txt
eth0? No no, we need wlps0n1pn2d4es6vsd9c69420
Sorry, I just have to ask-
What in the fuck are you talking about?
When I used to try and ask AI for help, most of the time it would just give me fake command combinations or reference some made-up documentation
“We’ve investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing”
And not a single one of us can or will do anything about it.
Where the cheese?
Microsoft Data Theft as a Service
The only thing she hasn’t blown
I don’t use Fedora, so I believe you.
GERIATRIC FIGHT NIGHT
Spoken like a true capitalist!
Do you have a way to reproduce the problem so IT can see it? Have you taken screenshots (or just pictures with your phone) of the problem if it’s hard to reproduce?