

Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?
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In his sleevies!


Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?
In his sleevies!


Evidenced by the “Baby on Board” stickers


Thanks for the recommendations! I deleted my original comment because I thought maybe it was too off topic. Silly me


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True, but most people confuse contributing to society with contributing to billionaire pocket linings


People are brainwashed to believe that their value is tied to their productivity
He’s a music producer. Songs he’s worked on will often start with that clip “Mustard on the beat, ho”


It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol


Old mean Ed Gein


Were you stung as a child?


I have you affectionately tagged as “thorny bastard”


Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?


Yep, same happening here. Turning Bluetooth completely off seems to help, which is ok since I use the 2.4 dongle for my controller, but it still kinda sux
Huun Huur Tu is from Tuva, not Tibet


If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe


… Ouch
Ah ok, I think that’s actually a different one. This is the one I’m thinking of:
I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such