Only if you make losing your hair and overcompensating for it your whole personality.

Can…can we build it after Trump leaves? I’d rather not have a target here.

I’m a teacher, so any work they do doesn’t help me, lol

They’re over 30, but so am I! 😭

I actually have coworkers who were complaining about a day off, and saying “everybody’s lazy, nobody wants to work anymore”. Take the day off, and shut up!

That’s my theory. Trump is pissed he lost 2020 and wants to destroy the country.

As a (relatively) new father, I feel this deeply. I’d love to eventually bring my son to the important places from my youth, but they are gone or changed. That arcades aren’t the same. PAX isn’t the same. I can’t crack open 90s Era packs of Magic with him. But stuff like this helps keep some of that old Magic alive. Good luck and Godspeed.

I mean, not every time, but I’m also not speedrunning it. Thats my time to relax, meditate, contemplate the universe. And let my flower bloom slowly and surely.

No way it’s only 12 minutes a day. On average!?

Dantooine. Zelenskyy is on Dantooine.

Fairy is an antiquated derogatory term for an effeminate gay man. My friend meant to say the ice cream tasted magical, but it came out as a homophobic slur, until he finished his thought.

Not me, but a friend. We were at an LGBTQ+ friendly ice cream shop in Seattle trying to figure out what to order, so he’s trying samples. Out of nowhere he says “man, this ice cream is so good! It’s like you have a bunch of fairies working back there” and he clueless licks the spoon as most of the room stares at him in disbelief “or elves or something! Something magical at least. Can I try the lavender?”

I think I would actually feel better about that

This generation lacked must play games or technological breakthroughs. It was just kinda… there?

Boooooo!

Sweet, mostly gog codes! I don’t use epic.

EDIT - Also, SW galactic Battlegrounds is GOAT.

In the words of Ford Prefect, "time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. "

Sorry… 😞

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I do miss when the internet was more than just 4 websites we scroll through on our phones.