Stop trying to make fetched a thing.

Shaka, when the walls rizzed.

Groovy is acceptable, but only in the way Ash from the Evil Dead uses it.

Damp Wizard

I can’t do that shit sober.

Hey, now…

I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.

Nonononononono-

: breath:

NONONONONONONO

I’m having a terrible anxiety flashback from installing Ubuntu on a netbook back in 2010. It was like a 20 command process that required babysitting and a second computer. It felt like each thing I fixed broke two other things.

Things are better now, thankfully.

He got the three ghosts, he just slept through them.

Me too. I don’t even need 60hz. I get motion sickness if a screen goes over 30hz. I guess I’m officially old.

Why not both?

The natural progression of property.

Guys, I found Jello Biafra’s Lemmy account.

It’s actually refreshing that a tech company isn’t putting out a barely upgraded yearly iteration just to cash in on fanboys/collectors.

Hey, maintaining that server is a 24/7 job after the last update. There are dozens of people depending on me.

Copilot? Write me a terse reply to the highlighted comment.

Laundry day is a very dangerous day.

They are vegan 100% plant based bean product.

What is Fortran’s actual address on this visualization?

Asking for a friend.