Ravioli Ravioli let me leave the simuoli

Yes and people are much dumber

Less oxygen circulating around these days

You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives

My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9

Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me

Did you see Regis this morning?

Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?

Most people: 😨

Statisticians: 🤓

Ok but Chivalry II is the best multiplayer game of all time

What other game can you throw a peasant at an enemy knight for the kill

-ropenis?

Yes I will sell a kidney to keep suing this company that has more money than god for the privelege of (let me check my notes) paying them thousands of dollars per year to not get drunk in their fancy exclusive club

Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately

They both had the same problem.

Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.

I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?

Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.

I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie

“What do yall say we go get thrown out of an applebees?”

Cinematic masterpiece

My favorite part is all of the background minions bopping along

The music video for Genghis Khan by Miike snow

“Its a good thing as long as it hurts the right people”

Fuck that. Be better than them.

Its such a low bar it should be easy

Microsoft teams

Pizza hut

Most of my utilities online sites

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The aggressive enshittification of everything is why I’ve started downloading games from gog instead of steam.

Its why i have a jellyfin server.

Now its why ill have to find a new favorite mouse to use and have multiple backups of (once my g502 wireless and the backup finally die)

“Don’t you think he looks tired?”

Yes. Yes they are afraid of the world and everything/everyone in it.

They often have malformed amygdalas keeping them in a constant state of fear and paranoia