Corn. Fun little surprise that tracks my digestive speed!

Won’t you cum?

Not if you only hang out with losers!

It had been the target of less permanent terrorism multiple times before that.

Be the change you want to see!

Oh shit. I misread that and bought a Prius.

Oh yeah? Well if you don’t love America, you can just leave!

(Yeah, I know, but I just couldn’t resist.)

Seeing as 9-11 only happened once in the past few thousand years, the AI odds check out.

I had reconnected with a former coworker while I was going through a difficult time in my life. She was also going through some heavy shit and we helped each other get through it. We talked every day for about a year before we actually saw each other face to face.

We’ve been married for almost 4 years now.

And the answer to the next question is always: No, you don’t want to download it.

And I am their brother. See you Saturday!

This is true, and a little self reflection might help you get there.

I (32m) have been single my whole life … cus women suck.

I think I figured out why you’re single.

The South Park games got a few laughs out of me.

Borderlands games have a few good gags sprinkled throughout.

I was going to suggest your most unique interest, and after looking at your likes, I suggest Japanese.

As if.

Whatever

No way!

Way!

Righteous

(Anything from Austin Powers or Adam Sandler)

Mean people suck

DUDE.

Wait till you see my cat’s gaming setup!!!

Definitely binge gaming.

With that name, he is either a professional golfer or a cartoon chipmunk.

Eat shrooms and play The Fractured but Whole.