Celsius does seem like a horrible measurement for weather.

Otherwise, metric is the clearly the best, but it’s foreign to me. I honestly have no idea what 175 cm looks like, or how heavy 5 kg is.

In what world does this need to exist? And if it does, it could have been a single frame comic.

Anyone who advertises their game as “non-gay” can fuck right off.

I think we see more liberal actors and athletes because many of them weren’t born into luxury. Many were just regular people who understand the struggle because they lived it before they got big.

Even the nepo-babies raised in Hollywood, probably learned their values from their parents and lean more left.

Republicans have been vilifying “the others” for decades, whoever it is. Immigrants, communists, people of color, secret cabals of pedophiles, there’s always a boogie man to blame.

If I got laid off, how I type my resume would be the least of my worries.

I haven’t owned a computer in well over a decade. Between my phone and various other gizmos, I rarely need one. And when I have to do my taxes, I use my computer at work.

Sure, there’s are some PC games I’d like to try, but none of them are worth the upfront cost of a PC.

He already stormed the gates and frankly, it wasn’t a good look.

People don’t write like they talk. Taking Reddit conversations and converting them to spoken dialogue is going to sound unnatural.

Leaving the house.

I used to take my family out to do things like go to the zoo or the movies and get some dinner while we’re out, but with the prices how they are, we can only afford to go out for dinner once or twice a month, let alone tickets for anything.

Typically, if someone has a body “flaw”, they know about it. Lying will quickly be shot down and disregarded. For example, if you tell an overweight person that they are thin, they’ll know it’s not true, and they won’t accept it. Tell them they have a nice butt (if the context is appropriate) and they’ll remember and appreciate that.

Avoid making them the direct object in a compliment.

“That outfit makes you look good” implies that they didn’t look good until they put on the outfit.

“You are looking good.” gives the compliment to the person, not the attire.

I can’t imagine ever saying that.

I’m not above using whatever is available, but the correct answer is fork.

Isn’t that the truth?

We could do it the ethical way, but let’s spend twice as much effort trying to cheat.

I agree. Throw in the influx of gambling apps and the commercials that come with them, and what was once a den of degeneracy has become a trending hobby.

And this is coming from someone who pays a lot of online poker (for fake money) and enjoys occasional trips to the casino. I just don’t bring more than I can afford to lose and I walk in assuming I won’t bring any of it home.

What if you rotate the head phones so the band is at the top?

We were rowdy kids.

I haven’t broken many bones, but every bone I’ve broken wasn’t one of mine.

Strange. Why is everyone posting all of my plans for the next 5 years?

Those are the same movie, but one has no land and the other has no water.

Back in my day, trampolines didn’t come with walls. You just flew off the side, or got your legs jammed between the springs. Bah! Kids today!