I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.

No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.

I had to duck into a slot machine parlor to use the restroom once. The entire place gave off gross vibes and I could not get out fast enough.

Never mind the 'stache, why does he look like he fell asleep at a party?

So now the US can sink any ship on the high seas, no questions asked, no evidence given? Usually, terms like “state sponsored terrorism” are thrown about when dealing with such events.

What, and violate their privacy? Know your place peasant. /s

14 years ago, man.

Edit: I fogor how to count

Wait, it runs Android? One one hand ewww, on the other ooo F-droid store!

SBC gaming and Emulator handhelds have rekindles my zest for gaming. Mainstream consoles are dull and uninspired monetization machines while PCs are overrun with GPU fetishists and Steam cultists.

Better lie down for this fact: 3DS is considered retro.

Neat! Can it run WiiU games as well?

ADHD Potato

Killl…meeeee

EDIT: Beaten to it dammit

Let’s take a decentralized network and centalize it! Nothing will surely go wrong.

It’s ironic, in my area a lot of small theatres had to close or pivot to arthouse cinemas once multiplex cinemas rolled in, but now we have a revival of the same small theatres since multiplexes have become obscenely expensive and are swarmed with obnoxious teenagers.

Madness? Buying a new computer every 2 years because the OS vendor is in cahoots with hardware manufacturers is madness. This is rational usage of resources for your benefit.

Will the notorious hacker known as 4chan finally get his comeuppance?

Replace wholesome dinner with horrifying domestc violence and then it will be accurate.

Soo many fire games for it - Currently playing FF:Tactics

People are irrational animals, and having dumb little traditions like that is the least malign way of expressing that irrationality.