lol at the one Seahawks jersey
Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed
Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it’s being censored?
My bad! Here you go, king.
Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)
You’re such a good friend! Also, send him these dubious blankets for me. Tell him they’re from your good pal, Jeffery.
Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"
Ask and ye shall receive
Perfect!
Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?
LOL! I did think of it, but you’ll be pleased to know it’s Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.
Entry to US denied
OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons
“Wait a minute…there’s something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!”
“What was his problem?”
“If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?”
“A gay bar.”
“I’m being serious here, where would he actually go?”
“I am serious; a gay bar.”
cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire
“Flamers? Surely someone in there could help.”
2 seconds later
“Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!”
“Enjoy your death trap ladies!”
There’s something not quite right about this place…
This gay bar doesn’t have a fire exit!
Where is that from?
Have fun in your death trap fellas.
At lesbian board game night, whenever we’re playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.
At lesbian board game night
As all good stories start
Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀
Leather World.
Probably any furniture store
Aww they’re all such good friends <3
When you realize only ‘leather world’ might have the sofa you wanted
So many roommates!
If you ask, maybe some of them are willing to be your couch.
Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.
don’t give up
What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?
Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?
it’s a common bondage harness. There’s effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can’t find one I like that isn’t rediculously expensive.
Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.
It’s so the guy behind you has a better grip.
clip a leash on and take one home :3
why are they all out of shape
There not tho
Must be the U.S.
strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?
underweight
lol this comment chain just keeps on giving
Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?
it’s a standin for “good looking and fit”
Idk that’d I call any of them out of shape though
Average sedentary white dudes, sure
The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.
But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.
Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.
this person does not work out
Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.
are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape
I’d argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we’re all a bunch of grain fed tubbies
Well there’s someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there’s everyone else. Your average person isn’t in shape, so they’re out of shape.
