May the leopards feast on face.

Cats have a way of inserting themselves into your life, don’t they?

This is fascism. No one is coming to save us.

Getting us comfortable with shortages. That way, when we stand hours in line for whatever slop Walmart is willing to sell us, “oh well folks we just sold out, try again next week and god bless,” Chris Commuter and Mary Minivan will blame themselves…or Democrats.

There will be no vaccines in the United States.

Who needs science? We have the bible! /s

He will express moderate concern.

That’s a no. He will leave power in a bag. Then it won’t be Sofa Boy, our next king will be Junior.

“I’m the most bigly popular King! Frankly, many people are saying I’m the greatest man who ever lived. And my parade will have YUGE ratings! Better than Barack Hussein’s boring, very low energy speeches! Many men, many big tough men have said to me, with literal tears, they say ‘Sir, Sir, please spend more of our money on bigly parades and tax cuts for billionaires, who are just born better than we are!’ No one honors Trump like Trump, believe me.”

But he will vote for it anyway.

You think “The News” is going to report that? All most people will hear is “big win for the Fat One.”

That’s just going to get a lot of people harmed. We can’t win by fighting. We’re outmanned, outgunned, out-teched.

They’re going to start shooting very soon. And Americans don’t have the stomach for the years of passive resistance that will be required.

Not to mention afterburner shits in the middle of Waffle House.

I remember that one! I was in grad school at the time, and my then-GF now-wife had just finished. We laughed for 15 minutes.

“Journal Of DUH”

If there’s a civil war, I have so many degrees, they’d have to make me an officer. Trust me, no one wants that.

Why do you think they’re being told to have so damn many kids? Work hard, breed fast, vote Republican, die young, repeat.

Probably says it’s Biden’s fault, yeah?

The problem is, we are losing our choice. The Kennedy/Tr*mp agenda is to replace modern medicine with bible bunkum. Soon, horse paste and bleach may be all we have access to.

“It was the best kowtow! The most stupendous BOFFO suckup! Many people are saying no one gives in to Ghina like Trump! I caved so fast, you can call me Batman! I’m Ghina’s little pants crapping b1tch bigly!”