Not even push to talk!? What the fuq?

Trying to make excuses for Elon’s double Nazi salut. It was a family member.

No! How dare they add useful features! Why won’t give they give MY shitty online game store a chance by not providing customers with useful tools!? This is so unfair! I gotta sue them!

So we’re just going to ignore all the women in STEM then? OK…

You know, dumb comics like these do more to undermine achievements than actual problems.

Yeah, so, “most users” won’t have to post video selfies or their ID, but you’ll still have to accept active spyware feeding information to an AI model that checks all your activity.

This is still equally as bad.

locally-saved episodes and movies

YARR!

People forget to eat their food while they watch something?

Build bicycle infrastructure.

Have you considered self hosting Matrix?

But… But… They pinky promise it’s all secure, and that they won’t hold any of your data! You can’t trust a pinky promise? You monster!

Fresh radishes are very tasty. I like them better as a planty snack than carrots.

Well… That depends. Spiderman is broke 90% of the time. Punisher’s life is living in the underworld. The X-Men are ostracised (I mean, sure, Xavier is pretty darn rich with his mansion. But he’s taking on all the kids their parents rejected. And he’s trying to change society).

Compared to Europe they’re right-off-center.

In other words, America has no left. Only right and extreme right.

Ah yes. The Roman Empire from 2004.

Oh look, it’s the legendary vaganus.

It’s telepathy. They’re communicating telepathically. Including with members who currently aren’t around.

“Saying the quiet part out loud” moment, because they don’t feel like they need to be quiet. They’re untouchable.

This dumb shit isn’t acceptable, and if I see something like this I just don’t go to the website.

Broken record.

Huh, I’m surprised to see Spain being so green. Wouldn’t have thought it possible years ago when I lived there.

Nice to see Denmark is basically 100%.

Sad to see Eastern Europe being so red and orange. I got some gay friends there. Was hoping it’d get safer for them as time went on…