Life is inherently just suffering. Everything you do to prevent suffering simply prolongs it. Coupled with the fact that most forms of life need to consume other forms of life just to survive.

Even in the most beautiful ecosystem you could find it’s a constant war between species just for basic survival with no real meaning behind it

My ex would always say “always check for dead cats” because her aunts cat somehow crawled into her oven and died and her uncle turned on the oven and baked the corpse without knowing it was there

I was told by everyone I knew growing up and even now that I was weird, a freak, different. So I just kinda went with it.

To be fair to all of them they’re completely correct it just took me awhile to see why. I have to constantly remind myself that I don’t think like most people or act like most people to the point it’s instantly obvious to pretty much everyone around me

Jerboa works pretty good

Yeah this is what I’ve always thought.

I believe I’m straight but if a guy presented feminine enough I’d be attracted to them. Only problem is I don’t like penises but if you can hide it I’m all in

I’ve never heard an American call it tuna fish. I’ve only ever heard Bri*ish people call it that.

Mosquitoes and it’s not even a debate.

A guy walks into a bar. “Ow!”

Is that better than senpai?

This is what I’ve been saying since they first started claiming voter fraud

I’m currently dealing with the opposite and it’s actually quite frustrating.

One of the products we sell are chicken wraps and my trainer acts like if I don’t assemble the wrap the exact same way in the exact same order every time the world will end.

STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT

Idk. Watto had a pretty cushy life it seemed. Considering where he lived that is.

But she had a weird laugh

You can clean cooking pans and pots by heating them up and then pouring water on them. As the water boils it pulls all the stuck particles off with little to no scrubbing.

You can also make a nice sauce if you use wine or some kind of stock.

I mean wtf else can you do?

I don’t have any statistical data or anything but in my experience of watching porn (which admittedly is way too high) there’s an obscene amount of those two categories.

It’s anecdotal evidence I’ll admit but it’s prevalent enough that I’ve noticed it.

Have you seen a porn site home page? You’ll see some pretty messed up shit right off the rip.

On top of that two of the most popular porn genres are cheating and rape.

And don’t even get me started on animated porn. That’s a whole different beast with horrors you can barely imagine.

Commenting doesn’t bump the post up the feed. Only upvoting does.

Self censorship has to be one of the dumbest things in the modern age.

If you’re not gonna commit to say fuck then just don’t say it.