Snake orgy… you learn something new everyday…
Snorgy
Gesundheit.
Death by snu snu
I was perfectly okay not knowing about this
And now you’re even better!
@RageAgainstTheRich @ickplant
SchlangenorgieOh god… it even has a name and happens a LOT…
Thanks, I hate it
I mean yeah it’s a giant snake ball but the worst thing a garter can do to you is stink on you as a means of self defense 😄 They’re tiny and goofy and among the few potential pet snakes that can be kept without being fed vertebrates.
Well garden spiders also don’t pose any harm, but I don’t fancy getting into a giant ball of them
That’s fair enough
Why not?
They might realise the power of teamwork and together bind me in webs and communally devour me. Now they have a taste for human, are organised and each pregnant with 1500 spiderlings.
That’s kinda hot.
I now realise my comment could be interpreted as some kind of spider-furry fanfic, but I assure you I will not be impregnating any spiders under any circumstances.
This hit my nope reflex hard and now I understand the dislike of nope ropes
Their saliva is mildly toxic so if you’re unlucky enough to be allergic you could get an annoying rash from a bite.
Maybe 10k of them slobbering all of you might not be good then
I had one draw blood this spring! Granted, it was barely anything, but it still blew my mind it was capable of doing that.
They do bite. It doesn’t really hurt but it’s shocking when it happens.
hey, I (now dead lemm.ee about) posted it first,
they took ma votes
Damn, I’m 4 hours late
NOPE
nope rope
norgy
Snorgy
South park bit
Terk er jerbs!!
Took what? /s
Der de derrr!!!
Alright everyone…back in the pile.
Indiana Jones hates this.
I’ll never look at this scene the same way again.
Neither will he.
Whomp whomp.
Sexy time. I like.
I saw a documentary about this on the archive presented by a talented young female researcher. Fascinating stuff.
NSFW link to Pornhub ^
Worlds biggest gangbang
I think there have been many gangbangs of larger scale throughout history.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
How long have pics existed? How long is history? And yet I’m thinking there could still be a pic.
IIRC history started with the invention of written word, somewhere around 6000 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recorded_history
Cave art existed for at least 40000 years
https://www.thearchaeologist.org/blog/ten-oldest-known-cave-paintings-in-the-world
Of orgys more than 10,000 strong? Pics. Now.
Can I introduce you to the insect world?
You absolutely can, right after we’re done talking about human orgys.
You think so? Yeah you’re probably right lol, that’s insane
My kid used to love going for walks in the woods with me.
One day we came across one of these mating balls, and they had never seen a garter snake before. Despite my assurances that these are literally one of the most harmless things you can find in the woods, my kid has never willingly accompanied me for hikes since.
Humans do this the first weekend of summer vacation at the lake/river.
i kinda wanna know what lakes you go to now
I’ve been in one of these before it’s nice.
I could finally find out how chewing 5 gum supposedly feels
Danger noodle ball of Nope
Nah, just a regular noodle ball of nope. Unless they bite you, it gets infected and you choose to ignore it, about the worst a garter snake will do to you is cover whatever part of you is touching them in some stinky piss. Like, leave them alone unless it’s absolutely necessary, but garter snakes are pretty chill.
Garter snakes were long thought to be non-venomous, but discoveries in the early 2000s revealed that they produce a neurotoxic venom.[12] Despite this, garter snakes cannot seriously injure or kill humans with the small amounts of comparatively mild venom they produce and they also lack an effective means of delivering it. In a few cases, some swelling and bruising has been reported.[13] They do have enlarged teeth in the back of their mouths[14] but their gums are significantly larger and the secretions of their Duvernoy’s gland are only mildly toxic.[13][15]
Snake orgies AND stinky piss? They sure know how to party
The smell is pretty hard to clean off
