Thumb-Key for a couple years. Handing phone to a relative when they request to look something up and seeing their puzzled stare has been the best part.

An update borked my eufi setup last year, good riddance, Microsoft.

Father Apple protects us from all wickedness , including autonomy and any choice unconsidered by Him, mhm.

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May their birthday cakes be as bland as their souls.

Too ambiguous- bottoms are kings.

To spoil his legacy like this, he must be so ashamed.

Ahh, my 50 kilos of annual Christmas crap from the other side of the earth is ordered, and on the way. Hey maybe we could infuse our blood with olive oil to keep us from boiling alive til next season?

… for being mentally ill and throwing his bible in the trash. Glad they ain’t seen what I’ve been doin in my hotel room to every bible I’ve come across, mhm.

…yet the maga cult exists in swarms, obeying the loudest orangutang with the mightiest cholesterol.

We’re sexless and afraid.

Trying to hang Pence ought to be a strong contender.