I have used up all my friday and saturday pills, what to do, only have sex on mondays now?
Valmond
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Technology@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos said the quiet part out loud — hopes that you'll give up your PC to rent one from the cloudEnglish
2·14 hours agoMe: sits on 7 different low budget but sturdy PCs 😎
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Technology@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos said the quiet part out loud — hopes that you'll give up your PC to rent one from the cloudEnglish
1·14 hours agoI got the first DSL in france, a fucking VCR sized box that fried after a couple of months too… The deal wasn’t the incredible 128Kb/s but that it was online all the time…
It quickly doubled up to .5Mb and then slowly up to 20Mb before I went with fiber some maybe 8-9 years ago. But I rarely felt hampered.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos said the quiet part out loud — hopes that you'll give up your PC to rent one from the cloudEnglish
1·14 hours agoThen people still flock up on centralised systems.
Don’t even dare to do P2P 😅!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos said the quiet part out loud — hopes that you'll give up your PC to rent one from the cloudEnglish
3·14 hours agoCONNECT TO CENTRAL REDDIT
[YES] [NO]
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Technology@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos said the quiet part out loud — hopes that you'll give up your PC to rent one from the cloudEnglish
2·14 hours agoAdd to it that we all carry pocket computers nowadays with more than enough processing power to do basically any sane thing.
What a completely 1980 idea.
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World News@lemmy.world•Denmark’s Army Chief Says He’s Ready to Defend Greenland | Danish forces are moving to the island to show NATO—and Trump—that they’re serious about security.English
36·1 day agoGermany just sent a first batch of soldiers, so that’s a good sign IMO.
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World News@lemmy.world•Germany, other NATO allies sending troops to Greenland amid Trump threatsEnglish
47·1 day agoThey are also a deterrent, if german soldiers are killed shit will hit the fan.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•History has some notes on that bottom 10% that Avery should learn about quick
10·1 day agoThat’s just rich people on the left, a billionaire is seriously something way more (depressing), and those with 2, 8, 15 billions are IMO mentally ill, for those needing even more … We need a new word for how ill they are.
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Nearly a third of Canadians believe U.S. may try to invade Canada: poll
5·2 days agoI wonder what would happen if all normal nations pooled together and got like a super elite hitman to snipe out the orange turd. Like would americans be like “bad, bad, bad, don’t do it again! Okay?!” and then everything would settle down a bit.
Add 1 slice every time you make pizza and hold bets.
It’s not always simple, if Durex XXL and Magnum XL sit tight, check out the Condomeria in Amsterdam, they have a “numbers” line, like 64 for example and they ship worldwide!
Life saver.
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A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Sam Altman among billionaires investing in 'Freedom City' to be built on Greenland
1·2 days agoTime to set up the ignobel price 2 for those fuckers
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News@lemmy.world•Verizon to stop automatic unlocking of phones as FCC ends 60-day unlock rule
4·2 days agoIt was all fun and banter but I’m starting to get a little bit sad for our American friends, looking at my 8.99€ monthly 186GB 5G (4G after that) phone bill, and my 29.99€ monthly 2.5Gb home connection (10Gb is +10€ but do I really need that? I’ll get it if my sharing network starts to get popular :-).
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Technology@lemmy.world•Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AIEnglish
1·2 days agoI’m not in the USA but layoffs happen all the time when the economy contracts, the thing is they always need an excuse, and I don’t know is AI is really eating up jobs (I sort of doubt it, at least for now) but man is it the best excuse ever.
How I see the USA:
Henderson, how’s the Q2 forecast?
Not good, we need $1M!
Just fire 10 people!!
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Guys, what's the best Linux distro to install on my PC?
1·2 days agoThe only thing I would like to add to mint is more folder colors.
It’s soo solid, good and stable (as it’s Linux eh), I’m still a recovering windozer.
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Guys, what's the best Linux distro to install on my PC?
4·2 days agoI triple boot. Pffh.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•Lemmy's active userbase has been stable since September 2025English
2·2 days agoThanks Blaze!
Thanks for having me, hopefully soon on piefed!


Exactly (swede in france here), and that europe starts to wake up.