I stopped wearing disposable shoes several years ago. So when they start to where out, I bring them to my cobbler to get repaired.

Beep beep boop.

It’s only, what, 5 years away?

Just like 5 years ago.

Corporations cannot research because they are entirely human-made, abstract things.

Humans can research.

Weezer.

They have exactly two songs.

One song, Buddy Holly, is good.

Every other song of theirs is all the same song over and over again.

GIGO in its purest form.

… How would that even work

Step one: there must be a 2028 presidential election.

That is not guaranteed to happen. Not with the regime in power.

Nothing. They had years to start listening. Now it’s too late.

Yeah, but they totally missed the point. Instead of a series of things stated in phases, it’s just a pile of words.

Could you have pushed something aside, unintentionally wedging the fork between two objects?

If it got wedged in the right way, the tines could bend like that.

Why are you in my shower smelling my farts?

Adam, Cain, and Abel

Bad news!

The Dacia Sandero has been delayed.

1. Minerals
2. People to abuse

The Macarena?

Correct.

If I were in the middle of being mauled by wild dogs, a gun would not be very useful because I would already be getting mauled by the dogs. As others have said, pepper spray, for example, would be far more useful.

Most importantly: I would not put myself into a situation in which wild dogs would maul me. Wild dogs don’t simply show up out of nowhere and start attacking. That news article doesn’t give any detail as to how the situation began, so it’s not a useful reference.

Not for some of us.

Even under circumstances you would think might change our minds. Even then, we won’t change our minds.

What, the dishwashing soap? Sure, I guess. As long as it’s a good price.

Well I certainly wouldn’t pay for cascadia.