That was actually very clever
That was actually very clever
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What in the Interdimensional Cable is this?
And exude is not the word they wanted there - most likely it should have been exert
Do we have a Mighty Harvest community over here on Lemmy?
Because it’s potentially indicative of a national database of everyone’s DNA, rather than just the criminal database, which would be (and perhaps is) a privacy nightmare
I was already convinced, you don’t have to keep selling me
Wow, what an incredibly bad take. Kudos, I’m genuinely impressed
I’m embarrassed to say it took me 3 panels to realize the problem wasn’t just my shit internet connection
What’s the vibe in there? Cause I don’t like the idea of punishing regular civilians for the government’s actions, so I’m not a fan of this decision. But I’m not gonna come in here and say something like “omg why though, Israel’s the victim!!!1”
Ahahaha, excellent
I know this is a joke, but also I want to see how she is in 6 months. An interruption to your current monotony could be all it takes - once you settle back into routine, will you still be fixed?
how to give all my money to FatTony for this awesome thread
Never seen that one, thanks!
I know that this is a low bar, but seems like that’s where we are on internet grammar: I’m proud of you for correctly using two different forms of “its”.
Did you instruct it to give that 1000-yard stare or does it just naturally associate that with what it’s wrought here