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I’m on the verge of announcing Gatorade is actually what plants crave.

it’s got electrolytes.

yawn. I think it’s pretty dead.

wake me when we live in a just society with laws that apply to all except for that one guy who basically says" fuck you im guilty so what" about everything.

otherwise these… whatcha call them? senators? they’re too busy insider trading, and making money off the laws they write

also lol at both parties will listen. llllooollll

the correct answer is both.

the one on the right bullies the more feminine one on the left who’s always sticking his nose in other people’s business.

Darth jar jar if we’re allowing any peripheral characters/universes.

Otherwise, to me, ol palpy palpy poopoo would be the most interesting man in that galaxy. he controlled the galactic empire for a while. used it to expand power and presence, and sought immortality. etc.

now whether or not I approve of him being in IX… well… let’s just say that wasn’t him but a revived amalgamation of several sith.

mmm ill have one of those, to go.

is it still the middle finger if its 2 of 6? do you have to hold #3 and #4 up together?

hehehehe

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I heard it’s literal sex. is it literal sex. I bet it’s literal sex.

no justice no union

even if we could he won’t. or some political problem prevents it. see the college debt relief debacle or Manchin.

have they tried looking in his head?

ah yes, Ob Wan buttholey

yours has a little certain something that makes it sound more correct.

ehh they’ll just give up before finishing anyway.

I think it adds a certain ju ne sa qua something

no seriously I NEED THE CARD

pretty soon they’ll have formidable robots to replace the unloyal labor.

and so it begins

you don’t book a table.

you BOOOOOOoooOoOOk a table.

it’s not a restaurant it’s a restahhhhhhhhomghowlongdoesthisjokelaasttruelythisishellomgkillmerant