Isn’t the shell kept closed by “the meat”? By opening it you are cutting through their muscles. Being stabbed is quite a process.

DID YOU ACTIVATE MY GOOGLE ASSISTANT???

only if you byte through the shell

Excuse me sir, are you a qualified professional or some asshole on the internet, I have trouble discerning.

Completely unqualified suggestion here but,

have you tried going for a run when you wake up at the middle of the night?

I was having the problem of waking up at 3am and unable to fall sleep, I started to embrace it, prepare some coffee, stretch a bit and then get out to run to a completely deserted city.

Running is very therapeutic, when you get intrusive thoughts, you just squeeze further running until your brain cannot focus on other thing than breathing.

I found a time-frame of therapy that only belongs to me and it has also helped me with the sleeping problems.

I am not qualified or anything and I don’t want to diminish your problem, but if it could help I just wanted to let it out.

Cheers.

It doesn’t, Cris Rock explained it very well:

Kobe Bryant is rich, he gets a paycheck of 100 mil per year.

Now, wealthy is the guy that signs that check.

who actually had a net negative favorable rating that is underwater

two negatives do make a positive…

net favorable rating of negative six points

there must be another way of saying this

Q. Is it not obvious to anyone that the Empire is as strong as it ever was?

A. The appearance of strength is all about you. It would seem to last forever. However, Mr. Advocate, the rotten tree-trunk, until the very moment when the storm-blast breaks it in two, has all the appearance of might it ever had. The storm-blast whistles through the branches of the Empire even now. Listen with the ears of psychohistory, and you will hear the creaking.

Q. (uncertainly) We are not here, Dr. Seldon, to lis

A. (firmly) The Empire will vanish and all its good with it. Its accumulated knowledge will decay and the order it has imposed will vanish. Interstellar wars will be endless; interstellar trade will decay; population will decline; worlds will lose touch with the main body of the Galaxy. �And so matters will remain.

IO found her, she’s kombucha girl

I like the lady on the bottom right, how is that one called?

Yes, I think they do, It is a combination of:

• Survivor bias, where they only have good knowledge of their own lucky experience/
• Lack of empathy, so they are unable to understand how each persons circumstances are different.
• A pinch of Narcissism, where they do think they deserve their luck.

This gives a new dimension to the joke:

• What is E.T short for?

• He has no legs.

they are rougher but they sure feel more authentic, human and original, which is the whole point

It is not only Windows, it is common in all apps, but i get the point

We need a community! I am really annoyed by this, it is rapey and gaslighting and abusive. Another one they started to do is “You are almost finished with your updates”, updates that i didn’t request nor allow.

We need words, customized pitchforks and a leader to recover dignity!

I don’t think so, this is not a cultural war, evil will try to penetrate every system.

Of course it will be more difficult in a transparent system

The source is common sense, same way I know that they turn off the lights at night.

They can do it, they have the incentive to do it, there is nobody to tell them not to do it

I 100% guarantee you that any Apple product is collecting your data and squeezing as much profit as possible out of it. Why? well, Why not!

So, if you declare that money it is already clean?

If I declare 100m of selling coke, and pay 60m in taxs, the remaining 40m are clean?