I feel like such a poser over here with my Bigelow and Celestial Seasonings.

Oh I’m getting lit either way

Finally, some meaningful reform!

That is a mighty fine stick gun!

For one, it sounds like they oppose corrupt courts, so that’s a plus!

It’s somewhat specific to someone with my type of background; namely growing up in a family of young-Earth creationist, fundamentalist Christians, and learning that things like science and evolution are lies from Satan.

At some point curiosity got the better of me and I realized I didn’t even know what evolution even is, so I read up a bit about it. Then a bit more. You know, this actually kind of makes sense. Eventually the rabbit hole led to the existence of God. I remember watching a bunch of debates and expecting the most learned representatives of our Christian tradition to make some really great arguments. And… they… never… did.

The elasticity of demand is not static.

Are you saying id-gaff or I-D-G-A-F?

I understood that reference!

That was super cool.

The customer initiated the transaction under the conditions that currently exist.

I never get these things where people are like “ah ha, we outsmarted the company by using an undocumented* feature they provide!” But like, they control the feature and they know it exists, you’re not getting away with something.

* or sometimes even documented

Oh. That explains the earthquakes.

Secret Service is party

That’s so art deco.

Except that’s not what “backed by” means. It consumes energy. You can never exchange cryptocurrency to get the energy that it consumed back.

I’m fairly certain that the evil twin is the one on this side, that’s what’s really disconcerting.

Honestly, why? We’ve got billions of people driving around in cars they don’t know how to build. Is that a problem too?

But trust me on the sunscreen.

I got a bunch of different kinds of boxer briefs a few years ago, and I learned from that experience that there is a WIDE variety of quality and fit in this category. They really shouldn’t chafe or let your balls stick to your thigh, if they do I’d highly recommend trying a different brand or fit or whatever.

One use case is if you’re running a web server that is configured to return a “maintenance” page instead of the live site if a particular file exists. Which is actually pretty cool because then you don’t have to update the config when you need to do something or let your users get a bunch of 502 errors, you just touch maintenance and you’re good.