oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

That letter is all the proof anyone needs that the adults left the room a long time ago. It’s just like one of his dementia-inspired tweets

it’s a long shot, but i’m hoping that given how incompetent the trump admin is, they just release all the files on whitehouse.gov, but you can remove the black highlighter with inspect element

whenever i see his name i’m just like

she lies and says she’s in love with him

can’t find a fetterman

so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes

“Says here you’re from…NEW MEXICO! HAH! GOTCHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A MEXICAN!”

shouldn’t there be an easy fix to this madness? just give trump a bright shiny trophy and tell him he earned it all by himself, like a big boy

from now on he’s gona be concerned, making texts like “hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?”

hang on let me check my frog folder

i have 684 frogs in my frog folder

i just got a vision of a future headline

“House Democrat Legislation Fails to Abolish ICE”

i’m literally nostradamus

neil “the grass” tyson

know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong

also too cowardly to show their face

didn’t all this somalia bullshit start with one deceptively edited youtube video? like the shit james o’keefe did at project veritas

let me look up how to say “make greenland great again” in west greenlandic

Kalaallit Nunaat angerlaneqarpoq ajunnginnersaatitaasarlugu

that might be hard to fit on a hat

So tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea

Everyone in the Trump admin needs a butt plug, given how full of shit they are

elon being funny? gotta be fake

it’s doable. make a bar that plays music but everyone has to listen to it with headphones. so if you wanna chat you just lower the volume. you’d pay extra for the headphones, but imo it’s worth it. i’d love to be able to hear what people are saying and not have to scream at someone just so they can hear me

i was wondering the same thing, lmao. i think elon picked the wrong tweet to reply to. before we know it #bloodygangbangwoman will be trending