According to lore, we know it can sing you a song. So naturally, the top half must be the man and the bottom half is piano

That boy ain’t right

Mayonnaise based?!! That’s truly evil!! It’s effectively just kool aid. They’re monster aliens, so cum can be any color of the rainbow. I’m not sure if it’s flavored or just food coloring. You should investigate and report back.

You go to a Gwar show for the spectacle and banter more than the music. I never listen to them on their own, but I never miss them at a festival. Do yourself a favor, catch a show, wear a shirt you don’t give a shit about and get in the pit. Gallons of blood and alien cum

Back when the internet was new and it wasn’t clear why every business would need a website, pringles was one that stood out to me as completely unnecessary. There’s no direct sales and there’s no pringles news to speak of. Turns out they had a bunch of fun little mini games on there. In short, I probably need to check the status of my pringles.com account…

There was a time in this country where people wrote movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

Grindy gear

Reminds me of this old SNL sketch

Sick, thanks!

Listened to this song a bunch when it initially came out. I never thought about the lead guitar using a slide with all that distortion. It makes me want to go figure it out