No idea of the comic (mean hadn’t seen it as far as I know) but this joke made me laugh. Reminds me of Perry Bible fellowship which has some of the most odd humour but right up my alley.
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orbitz@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Those of you with bathrooms attached to your bedroom, do you normally keep the door open or closed while you sleep and what's your reasoning?
3·2 days agoWhen I slept in the room with the ensuite, we didn’t care when we slept. Mean don’t think either of use dropped deuces (#2) close to sleep time there, we also have 2 other toilets so that bls.
Basically my thought is, if someone can smell it less if I pooped elsewhere in the place, do it that spot. Cause I don’t like smelling poop so assume others do not care to either.
Course I have my own issues but still assume that’s a good rule to live by. Man when a date had a curtain over the bathroom doorway and not a solid (well semi solid there mostly empty in the middle) door I couldn’t relieve myself. Mean enough making out maybe I could tinkle but that’s about it.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Ayatollah Khamenei’s oldest son elected as supreme leader to replace his dad: reportEnglish
1·2 days agoYeah that’s my reaction when I noticed… oddly just when I read your comment. Fuck Murdoch’s publications.
Thank you for helping me see it.
I want to add, sometimes there are good (or semi accurate) articles but having to do the checks on their reporting sucks balls and not in the fun way.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•CIA working to arm Kurdish forces to spark uprising in Iran, sources sayEnglish
1·2 days agoYeah like if I was them I’d arm with offerings and give the middle finger when they asked for action. They are owed for being ignored and left to fend for themselves (as I state later my understanding of the situation is almost nil, but you don’t keep allies by screwing them over) by what they thought was an ally. But everything is transactional with the memory of a goldfish for this administration.
I’ll say I don’t know the situation there well at all, maybe accepting whatever is offered with the suggested actions is in their best interest. I hope they can make a decision that doesn’t screw them over in the long run (not by their choice for sure to be clear), whatever is needed. Mean being on the wrong side of the CIA has never helped many either. Conflicts suck and it’d be nice if we could figure out how to resolve things peacefully, though I guess that idea belongs in a fairytale these days.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of JesusEnglish
4·4 days agoWhen you can justify your actions due to a fuzzy theological belief it’s quite silly. I am an atheist but if there is a god, he gave us the power of reasoning and logic. Then if there is that, why is there any logic to disobey one of ten major rules for humans to live by? He put them in a rock according to the story, wasn’t like hidden words needed to be seen by lemon juice or something. They are quite pronounced in the Bible, so why can thry think don’t kill people doesn’t apply to them?
God sent one kid, why not another if an amendment was needed in the killing but?
orbitz@lemmy.cato
Canada@lemmy.ca•‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State
2·6 days agoIt may be worth it if you had a chance to say ‘how tiny’ as you clasped his hand. Though representing the NHL not like they could do that, or most people in his insulated environment.
In very early 2000s my friends and I used to comment on water appearance in games. If I saw Black Flag ocean then I’d have probably shit myself. Really water was a benchmark between us still recall it on the amd 9500
I basically only use Youtube to watch let’s plays (video games) never dipped my toe into other media site to see how it tries to show that stuff. Then if I need something new to watch I’ll find newer games I may be interested in and search accordingly or watch older videos of people that I enjoyed.
I’m sure that keeps me in the bubble of entertainment vs political stuff but really I’ve rarely seen that stuff pop up. I’d probably stop all together if I only saw some of the crap I’ve heard of people’s experiences.
New can be interesting but rather just prefer a good player explaining why they’re playing like they do. Some strategy games (paradox) can be quite complicated to understand the finer points. Makes life better not hearing/watching dumbasses.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•White House circulating blatantly illegal draft emergency order to take control of elections
2·8 days agoThanks for the link, I knew I read it somewhere. Like I think if everyone knew and understood what that meant things could change. Unfortunately these days that’s as likely as me hitting a home run it seems. Not that it’d take much to explain if the media wanted to…we all know why they don’t, anyone that can own big media is a billionaire and loves the outcome.
How anyone can follow Bannon, a dude who looks like he’s stewing in his own juices, is beyond me. I’d even say half the people following him could overtake him without much issue but for some reason they just want to be a sheep even if they’re ‘alpha’. It’s like if Urkel (showing my age but yes Family Matters show) was an evil genius and hoodwinked others.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•White House circulating blatantly illegal draft emergency order to take control of elections
2·8 days agoDoesn’t Bannon do a lot of work in Europe and Italy specifically? Well lobbying and such and apparently trying to create a force of people. Sure he has his project 2025 orders to focus on from those higher ups.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Trump Reportedly Mulling Plan to Declare ‘National Emergency’ Paving Way for Major Power Grab
9·9 days agoYeah the guy who cheats against kids in golf is not playing a clean game in a national election. Mean the dude lies like a sidewalk and aome people wonder why he doesn’t do what he promised. Cause he’s a fucking con man, grifter. He’s the guy they’d tar and feather back in the day if he stuck around long enough.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
Canada@lemmy.ca•Canada plans to assist Cuba as Washington squeezes the island
4·10 days agoI agree but when the bully that gets away with everything makes a demand they should not be appeased. Personally I’d never want to do what they asked even just out of spite, but if taking a country into consideration then I see why concessions are made. It can only last so long though.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Bondi criticised after saying all Epstein files have been released
21·20 days agoHeh and Obama looked presidential in any suit. I so thought the US improved after they voted him in.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•I feel bad for people who say "I can't" when they mean "I won't".
3·20 days agoMean there are more poor people so…sort of?
Yes I know the social equallibriam of it all, but only the people can change it too. Never thought I’d see the US fall so quickly in my lifetime and hopefully people will realize that.
I’m also Canadian so can’t do much else but post about it.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Bondi criticised after saying all Epstein files have been released
48·20 days agoA person high up in the current US administration lie? That should be a huge scandal…wait it’s a day that ends in y. Yeah there are many more.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Trump threatens to bypass Congress and order new voting laws ahead of midterms
5·21 days agoImagine getting as far as Trump has and not understanding anything just buying your way through life. Then even if he breaks all the laws he still doesn’t get any legal punishment beyond paying more but he has tons of money. He’s literally looting the US Treasury right now.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Trump deportation surge left Texas with shortage of home builders. Now Republican wants completely new visa to fix that
1·21 days agoFew stories I’ve read lately is their ideas are much larger than warehouses, like a 100k person prison, billions of dollars. How this isn’t causing total shutdown of the US by general strike is horrifying as a neighbor. I can’t imagine how they think they’re in a democracy, though I’m sure many of them probably understand that which is even scarier. I bet those ones will be surprised when they’re on a list for some reason too, there always needs to be enemies afterall.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Trump deportation surge left Texas with shortage of home builders. Now Republican wants completely new visa to fix that
26·22 days agoSo apparently ICE doesn’t accept given official id anyways, why is anyone going to want to come on a hope they don’t end up in a concentration camp? Yeah I’m not betting on those odds.
orbitz@lemmy.cato
Canada@lemmy.ca•Awful people are using the Tumbler Ridge shooting for their own hateful political agendas. Don't let them.
21·22 days agoAgreed, but unfortunately people who do that are well known for flooding the zone, then this gets more people on their side, even if they didn’t have any good points to make. Just a few feels and some less than cricital thinking will win people over.
Been awhile since I was in school I do hope they’re stil teaching kids how to think on their own these days. Though unsure if I picked that up on my own and has my own opinions to not exclude random people who cause no harm or was actually taught it. Heck if anything it’d have been sesame street abd Mr Rogers teaching me that, those radicals teaching to not be bigoted.
Mean I also definitely support mental health for all, I know I’ve had to visit a few times myself and think everyone should have the opportunity if needed.
Used to live near there for awhile, couple hours away unsure if we ever went there, think my town was smaller, wikipedia tells me it is currently a similar size so guess not by much if at all (like a few hundred people different sort of thing)



First time I found out iso cleaned residue well I cleared by apparatus with it, then soon learned why you don’t do that with the plastic bits. But glass seems fine and rubbing alcohol works great for metal bowls/metal at least. But yeah dont use on plastic for sure, if you want to use it again anyways. Mostly use it now to clean out the glass of my vape (da Buddha vape for anyone wondering quite awesome been using it for over a decade and works great still).