Reminds of a South Park game where the difficulty slider is the character skin color slider

Other people’s suffering doesn’t invalidate yours.

Back when my dad was hospitalized, we bought a portable dvd player with a screen and burned some movies he liked.

Simple, they look at him and see a mirror

P != NP

I had a girl do that on our first date. She was feeling insecure because she never dated online before. Once she felt comfortable with me, her friends left.

Capcom has been putting out hit after hit for a decade and one “failed” game, that still sold 10 million copies, does that much damage.

The AAA market is ridiculous.

That looks fantasstic

The 2D Castlevania games still hold up well, except the NES ones for being NES hard. Most of them are available for purchase through collections.

I still have it installed and I plan to keep it until my smartphone stops working

I had the same experience.

Up to room 46, it felt like every failed run built up to your eventual success, like any good roguelite. You failed, but at least gained a bit of knowledge, a permanent upgrade or improvement to the state.

Then you get to a point where each run is less and less rewarding and eventually give up. There’s nothing left to learn or upgrade, it’s now a fight with the RNG.

Turns out the ancient Egyptians were right all along!

In the latest game she triggers a massive flood that destroys an entire village, possibly killing hundreds of people, IN THE TUTORIAL STAGE!

Pretty sure he and many actors do this to mess with paparazzi

I had a boss who thought I was slacking off when I opened the “incomprehensible black screen with random letters and numbers”.

My theory is that C-suites are actually using “AI efficiency gain” as an excuse for laying off workers without scaring the shareholders.

“I didn’t lay off 10% of the workforce because the company is failing. It’s because… uhmmmm… AI! I have replaced them with AI! Please give us more money.”

I understand your point, but imagine you go to the movies expecting to watch [something you like] and it’s actually a two hours long lecture on how [something you like] is dumb and bad.

Yeah, that one…

I once had a junior calling me in a panic because he didn’t know how to quit nano. NANO!

“Open up! This is the Cat Distribution System. Do not resist!”