Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
And the music video for Fat, the original song by Weird Al that he parodied, was actually directed by his brother Muffin Scorsese
Unsuspecting? I’m pretty sure it’s on my wishlist…
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
I already know what I did wrong, I said “thanks, you too” when the person at the concessions said “enjoy the movie”. Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna cringe…
Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol
Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…
How many meowing boxes does Amazon normally ship that this would go unnoticed?
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…