It would be so cool if they glowed green

Good for her

That’s a US$5 Costco rotisserie

A chicken would eat you if it could

Border patrol agent shot this woman. Not ICE. I’m not against abolishing ICE but don’t let CBP get away with this.

get your colonoscopy and don’t put it off even if you think you’re healthy

You can sue people for any reason in the world!

I just need a few Barrett m82s for squirrel hunting… It’s my right!

I’ve never heard of ticket to ride

Reddit addicted me for 12+ years. Sue them too.

Does kid rock still make music? I remember bahwitdaba was like 25 years ago. Never heard of another kid rock song besides that.

“your Dasher has died in a collision but here’s a pin drop in the chance you can collect your order from the wreckage”

nO tIp No TrIp 😂

I’ll take two pumpkins please

Nice tips

True but who’s watching Lemmy?

Do you want to be my signal friend?

He’s so cute

The pizza dough contains potassium bromate which may be carcinogenic

Are we safe here on Lemmy?