How would you know what that feels like?

I get that. Our cats eat on a schedule. The slower eater goes first, and the vacuum cleaner one does extra tricks to delay him more. The we watch them to prevent theft. It only takes about five minutes of our time. Or veterinarian tells us our cats are “lean and healthy; I wish all our patients looked this good.” That, along with seeing them do parkour all over the house is more than enough to keep us on this path.

Isn’t VirtualBox an Oracle property now? Fuck VirtualBox.

Poor kittays don’t know when they’re overeating cuz they’re built to eat all they can in case their next meal isn’t for a long time.

That said, belly belly belly bellyyy

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Lol! I’m glad you picked on that. I won’t badmouth them, but the user experience does that for them. That guy from the party must hate himself, haha

I was at a party about fifteen years ago. A guy introduced himself and we gabbed for a few minutes. Then he asked what I do for work (IT sysadmin at the time) and I told him and asked the same. He said he was in sales for a tech company. I asked which one, and he stepped close and whispered, “Oracle.” I could see he was prepared for me to bring the hate. He saved himself when he told me he was actually leaving for a gig at Dell. Later, I learned from the host that he made that part about leaving up because he felt bad. I later learned he went to work for Nutanix. Poor guy hated his own employer, and it was obvious.

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Cute!!! I love when they do this one. I call it the Snoopy, because I seem to remember him looking like that dancing with Woodstock on the doghouse. I’m probably way off base,too, lol.

This. Try not to get hot and bothered from a kiss. I fail this test every time.

Be like, “I’ll just do this quick thing – oh wait! Suddenly I’m breathing harder. Oh! Their hands are all over me now. IT’S ON!”

Good catch. I don’t usually see SAS as /dev/sd* so I assumed. Almost the same cables, though *usually better made.

I second this. SATA cables are cheaply made and can present issues that seem to indicate drive failure.

Same. Burns my nose and feels gross, like leaving conditioner in my hair.

The stars saved us time and went straight to jail for sexual assault.

But even at 5$ a piece, and if 1/5 work decently with Linux, you are looking at like 45$ / working piece, or even more if someone is refurbing it

$25

($5*5)=$25

I’m not awake yet, but one of our maths is off. I’m only 45% sure it’s not mine.

Bun-bun! 👹🐇

I can relate! All hooman needs are unimportant!

the one where Fry and Bender join the army for gum and get sent to fight balls

The Elders tell of a young ball much like you. She bounced three meters in the air. Then she bounced 1.8 meters in the air. Then she bounced four meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?

…Or to post on shower thoughts

tl:dw?