blondie: “your colleague ratted on you, said you were selling these for high margins.”

manager: “h-he said that?”

blondie: “he practically sang, and now he’s dead. We can put it all on him and call it a day, or I can tell the feds that you were the mastermind behind the whole show.”

manager: *sweats*

blue shirt: “w-we just… we just need a price. Please.”

One short story explains the other

I was gonna ask why the reporter is wearing sunglasses indoors, but then I noticed the teeth

Is it not the 5 course dinner kicking in?

Me: “I must go now, my planet needs me.”

Them: “Don’t you live on Earth?”

Me: (already outside)

I stand throbbingly by my statement

Im an anything bird - by that I mean that caffeine dictates my schedule.

If I work UK timezones, then my last coffee is at 3pm and I’m in bed by 11:59pm and up at 8ish.

If I work US timezones, then my last coffee is at 8pm and I’m in bed by 4am and up at 12:01pm

Took me a while to realise the witch didn’t have a goatee

oh I’d teach 'em modern english, and then dump a truck load of People’s Magazine’s outside their hut

Going for a hunt today? Can’t. Need to know what Janniston said to Branjelo on page 4

US and Russia would tear themselves apart internally. That leaves China with the largest functioning army, vs the EU if they can mobilize fast enough

Related American Dad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAn4aO3EKrY

Where there’a a profit incentive, yes it’s likely being gamed by bots.

For quieter spaces with not too much engagement, you’re generally talking to people is my feeling there

Empathy tends to be a byproduct of considering another person’s point of view and not immediately assuming the worst. There is definitely intelligence there, if you are considering all angles

In my fortress there is problem, and that problem is transport. It take very long to mine, because the mine is big.

Just sell them your wooden furniture and, if they get offended, release the animal traps

amen

Fixed it.

It is my biggest wish to one day contribute to the linux kernel. What a crowning achievement of humanity that has been

Sometimes a Fey mood takes me and a fun idea grabs hold of me so hard that I program day and night for days until I run out of steam and wonder what made the idea so great.

Usually though, my programming consists of patching things broken by a library update. Whoops there goes my desktop. Whoops there goes my dashboard. An hour here, an hour there.

I’ve gotten into microcontrollers and zigbee devices these days, and this is turning into a gentle interest I can tinker with

Two front doors for a single terraced 2 bedroom house.