bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgimagemessage-square511fedilinkarrow-up11.24Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.22Karrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square511fedilink
minus-square299792458ms@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up239·1 month agoWhat do you mean Linux is not in the list?
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up111·1 month agoIt’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·1 month agoHuman contact? Ewww, no.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoHumans? Disgusting. Furries? OwO!
minus-squarescarilog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·1 month agodate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep
minus-squareⓂ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agocat is watching you the whole time, judging…
minus-squareMeatsOfRage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up82·1 month ago“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·1 month agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-square𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 month ago“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoWhen you propose it comes with an SLA
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoImagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
minus-squarejmcs@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoThat usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
What do you mean Linux is not in the list?
It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
man touchHuman contact?
Ewww, no.
Humans? Disgusting.
Furries? OwO!
date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleepArt 👌
cat is watching you the whole time, judging…
“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
When you propose it comes with an SLA
Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
sploosh
That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.