My life has quickly become bullshit and I need to figure this out. My brain isn’t big enough. Any ideas on pulling in a quarter Big Ben in a safe, legal, reliable way? I can’t believe I’m even asking this.

  • rufus@discuss.tchncs.de
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    4 months ago

    $24.300 is a lot of money… A bank loan? Rich relatives? Selling something big like a new car or a part of a house?

    • tymon@lemm.eeOP
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      4 months ago

      I wish i could qualify for a loan, or had rich relatives, or had something like that I could sell. Maybe I could sell a kidney

      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
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        4 months ago

        I think the old saying “money doesn’t grow on trees” applies here, then. If you have zero collateral, and no credit, then well… You can’t really expect anything.

        • tymon@lemm.eeOP
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          4 months ago

          I don’t expect anything. That’s why I’m asking if anyone has any ideas I haven’t thought of.

      • rufus@discuss.tchncs.de
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        4 months ago

        Depending on where you’re located a kidney could get you anything form that amount of money and more, to jail time. The internet says most people get less… So it’s probably the illegal organ selling that gets you a good amount of money. But I doubt it’s quick easy and clean… You could sell your blood, sperm and participate in clinical trials… That won’t get you as much, though. And I don’t know if you have to wait for that money.