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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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  • Australis13@fedia.io
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    As the senior dev, please don’t.

    • Lena@gregtech.eu
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      :3

      • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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        :>

        • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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          :<

  • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
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    I am the senior dev and idk what the fuck I am doing, leave me alone

    • baines@lemmy.cafe
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      just stare at it long enough, it’ll work itself out

      • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
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        It literally did that just yesterday. I need to retrain for a new job. Something with wood or plants in general I think.

        • baines@lemmy.cafe
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          lol it’s 50/50 sr devs I know love or detest technology

    • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com
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      Just ask questions until people figure it out for themselves

      • SurpriZe@lemm.ee
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        Even at the interview?

        • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com
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          How do you think it would go?

  • harlyson@lemm.ee
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    As someone who is not quite junior, but not quite senior, do it. It might just get me promoted ಠᴗಠ

    • Lux (it/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You did so great on that case, were having a pizza party for the whole office!

      • harlyson@lemm.ee
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        Sounds like I’ve been promoted to the guy that eats the entire pizza by himself

    • baines@lemmy.cafe
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      … tell me again why you thought plugging into the prod server was a good idea?

  • callmepk@lemmy.world
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    Wait until becoming the reason your boss has to get involved

    • SatyrSack@feddit.org
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      Be the reason the corporate PR team has to get involved.

      • swab148@startrek.website
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        Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved

      • limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s better to ask forgiveness than permission

      • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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        Man, I remember one time someone at the office sent out an email inviting everyone to a potluck at the office. Then later went “jk, that was meant just for our group” and I responded with this, except change theme park to potluck.

        Someone reported me. I was only told not to do that again. Always wondered who the killjoy was.

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh I got a N+3 involved.
      Not my fault but I was the only guy who could solve. That was a fun three weeks of daily Is It Fixed Yet meetings…

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    *Looking at the senior devs JavaScript code

    My God, it even has a watermark.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Wait, no, that’s a coffee stain. On the screen.

      • Hupf@feddit.org
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        But why is there an exact copy of the coffee stain on my screen as well?

    • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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      drops rubber duck

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Be the reason Legal has to get involved.

  • MoonRaven@feddit.nl
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    I am the senior dev. Please. No.

    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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      You’re that afraid of the code you wrote 10 years ago too eh? 🤣

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        I shudder at the thought of the ancient 1000+ lines Perl scripts… The seal must not be broken

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          Perl and regex are modern day black magic

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            I honestly still use Perl for small scripts as a Bash alternative. It is very powerful and is already installed everywhere. I just try not to use it for things others might have to work on…

      • MoonRaven@feddit.nl
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        Yes.

  • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m the reason we get a safety meeting today, if that counts? 😊

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      Sure, and it counts double if code you wrote was the reason for the safety meeting.

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    As staff engineer, I’m far too busy to read any of these comments. Also I haven’t written any code in 4 years

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      What does a staff engineer do? Engineers staff?

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        Carry a big stick

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        Is that your staff or are you just happy to see me?

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    Oh don’t worry, I get myself involved in plenty. I prefer to make problems at the architectural or “leadership” level though.

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    Im a mid with two juniors under me, super happy when they take initiative and do something creative

    … instead of following youtrack to the letter, leaving me to rewrite half of it before the merge 😔

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      Pre-commit code reviews, preferably in person or at least live, are a great way to learn and teach. They explain what they did and why, you suggest alternatives.

      Doing it pre commit is best because it it’s done later, they’ve already moved on.

      And the learning goes both ways.

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    I usually am, I am support and I ask questions about features so old and undocumented that no one else knows the answer.

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      This, but remove the “else”

      …yes, not even the author

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        Or the author left and no one really knew what their job involved. Had one like that recently, tried to contact someone only to find out they have left. Oh, ok well who handles the content template site now? Oh, me? No one told me about this or how to use it.

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    How the fuck does one get out of junior dev status? I’m at like 3.5 YoE and stuck in it.

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      You have to create technical debt specific to your skillset

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        Lmao. I’m in charge of migrating a C codebase to Rust, so I don’t think I’ll be lacking in that department.

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          Now just go to work and casually say " I’m feeling very senior today" .

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          That doesn’t sound very junior dev to me.

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            Lmao they foisted it onto me because I’m the only one who knows a semblance of Rust.

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      These days you’re lucky to be able to work as a dev at all. To get out of junior dev you needed to get into the industry 5 years sooner.

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        So…I’m fucked? Lovely…

        • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee
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          Pretty much. I’d try to get into a different field if you can.

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            I’m likely going to commit suicide. With the way life’s been going, I may actually end it all tomorrow.

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    Yooo somebody called me?

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