The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-27 days agoWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) message-squaremessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-27 days agomessage-square57fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down5·7 days agoHim: I can make you orgasm without touching you. Me: bullshit, prove it Then he proceeded to prove it and I had the best orgasm of my life; only to discover that was the worst orgasm that I would ever have with him…
minus-square🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·7 days agoThe fuck did he do to make that happen. The fucking force.
minus-squareThe Giant Korean@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·7 days agoRight? I have questions.
minus-square🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 days agoWhere do I learn this technique. Who holds the sacred knowledge.
minus-squarewhaleross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days agoBring me a pair of crocks and the milk of a lemur.
minus-squareMain@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agoLearn to sense yourself to better sense others.
minus-squarebacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·7 days agoNo Jedi tricks as far as I am aware but damn did he figure me out fast.
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-26 days agoYou can’t just leave us hanging like that. Tell us the secret
Him: I can make you orgasm without touching you.
Me: bullshit, prove it
Then he proceeded to prove it and I had the best orgasm of my life; only to discover that was the worst orgasm that I would ever have with him…
The fuck did he do to make that happen. The fucking force.
Right? I have questions.
Where do I learn this technique. Who holds the sacred knowledge.
Bring me a pair of crocks and the milk of a lemur.
Learn to sense yourself to better sense others.
No Jedi tricks as far as I am aware but damn did he figure me out fast.
My guess is JOI…
Bait?
You can’t just leave us hanging like that. Tell us the secret