• Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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    2 days ago

    Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.

    Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.

    Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance’s shit, and falls face first onto Trump’s stainless steel buttplug.