Whitey McCracker
Kimchi Chong
Midley Plainwest - “Slytherin” the sorting hat said with a drawl.
EDIT: “Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!”
Write that down! Write that down!!
Wyatt Yankstrash
Johnny Canuck
nah first name would probably be Sori
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”
User name does not check out.
It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
Or, you know some other gay shit…
Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.
Cornshucker MacWoodshoe
Wait she’s British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden
Pronounced as “John Smith”.
I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
Or Amanda Richardson
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
I don’t get it
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
“Sir” is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.
Thank you. That kicked out “My Shirona” whenever I read the name.
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
Trinny sounds like a cool name though
😂😂😂
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how’s aunt Frieda?
Tina Cracker.
Shawn White
Wright Devil
Red Eaglefeather. Obvs
Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
Yup
Ching Chong
i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.
