This guy and a gas chamber would go perfectly together with some prosecco!
Maybe he can just try out one more haircut. Maybe to just below the chin. Preferably with a large blade falling from some height. All you need is a basket infront to catch anything that falls off.
But who will deliver my 2am drunk purchases next day for free? Communists? I didn’t think so.
Robots? Communist robots? Who knows what could happen with the redistribution of wealth.
We already have delivery robots under capitalism, I’m afraid you’ll have to make a better case than that.
At $30 per haircut, you’d need about 8 billion haircuts skipped to save that much. Dude must cut his own hair every few milliseconds.
At $30 per haircut
What? That cheap? When I went to a mediocre barber, I had to pay 35 eur, but now it’s more like 45 eur.^(forgot to shitpost)What kind of economy are you in? My haircuts are 48 million euro per month (they’re on a subscription, but I locked in a good deal as an early adopter), that’s why I’m not rich, no other reason.
Bald leadership pays off.
Two words: Compound interest 🚀
No one said it was gonna be easy.
Jeff Bezos cooking recipie.
Not need to shave Jeff Bezos before put him in oven.
Just stuff him like a chicken.What sort of herbs and spices would you recommend?
Lemon & Thyme Roasted Chicken looks nice. Not sure how Jeff will apply to that recipe, maybe his meat is to old and it’s only for coq au vin.
Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.
Probably not as good as being bald, but you’ll probably save at least a few billion.
Jesus christ.
Are you a woman and is that USD?
The most I’ve ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year
Yes, a woman, and yes USD. That’s the no-frills salon price for a trim for my hair which is “long/thick (curly)”. The more expensive places range into the $200s.
I guess you can’t go with my solution. Hell, if it gets any longer, I may actually need a haircut, but I haven’t had one in 5 years.
I’m a guy; nobody cares about my hair.
Good news, at this rate it will only take you 3178666666.66667 haircuts to be as rich as Jeff Bezos.
I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho …
No, no, see this is why you will never make it.
You gotta be bald
I shaved my head and now I have billions… Of cells in my body
That seems like a positive result!
What the hell am I going wrong then? I’ve been bald for 3 years and I ain’t got jack shit!
Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.
It’s getting a 200K funding from your dad that’s the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn’t trying to survive.
Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.
Lack of empathy and sheer luck.
It’s the baby blood. How much are you consuming?
3 years? I’ve been bald for 20 years and I’m 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?
You spent it all on avocado toast, didn’t you.
Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I’m 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!
You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.
Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That’s the kind of dedication needed, most people aren’t cut out for it.
ALSO he was on a juice diet to treat his “very slow growing rare pancreating cancer”
Dude didn’t even shower to save on water bills.
He didn’t even buy any expensive cancer medicine, he just drank smoothies.
/uj I’m not even making this shit up, he tried to beat his cancer with regulating his diet to include various fruits and vegetables and ended up using his private jet to jump ques on multiple organ donations , because , get this, YOU CAN’T BEAT CANCER BY EATING MORE FUCKING FRUIT.
I hate his guts, but his passing was a little bit therapeutic for me.
I wonder just how much money he would have donated to fascists by now. Rest in peace, micromanaging megalomaniac monster.
Silicon Valley turtleneck was just the Mao Suit of its era.
#2 clipper and I do it myself. I try as best I can to chop away the gorilla fur from my neck to my shoulders with the beard attachment of my razor. ta dah.
don’t fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors
I know at least one person who thought about getting it lasered
Don’t believe this guy, he is a barber!!!
i spend €8 a year on razors, how many barber visits is that?
what do you use?
safety razor, i buy a hundred pack of blades every year
Buy a DE safety razor. The initial razor isn’t as cheap as some other options but blades are dirt cheap. The standard recommendation for a safety razor is the Merkur 34C, though I’ve never used it. I’m currently using the Henson AL13 and it’s fantastic, plus it’s made in Canada which was the main selling point for me. My wife loves the AL13 too, she has super sensitive skin plus a lot of skin issues and she hasn’t had any problems shaving with it, where she would normally have burning and itching for days. It’s not on the cheaper end but also not luxury prices either.
I love my Henson also.
I’m super lazy and don’t use shaving cream or oil. But I can easily shave after showering with just water.
I had a one blade, and it worked great if you did the whole nine yards, but it sucked if you dont use shaving cream.
The Henson works better with less effort than even a 5 blade imo
I do the same, just water. No issues from me, best razor I’ve ever owned.
That’s what I have. I just get irritation using it, likely a skill issue, but I do have sensitive skin.
While it’s possible you just need cosmetics for sensitive skin here are some things you can keep in mind.
You don’t need to use force when shaving. It can just from its weight. I found myself subconsciously using force from my time with a 5 blade Razer.
I also clean the Razer after each use. I remove the blade and clean the blade and parts with soapy water. (Mainly because I have OCD over things being clean, but it definitely helps with pimples cause from old skin oils being on the blade and Razer guard).
Can confirm - am nearly bald and never seen billions touch my hands.
There’s more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?
We must go deeper.
That’s no moon.
Hans, get ze drill!
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Avocados.
Avocados are so expensive, that’s why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~
