• hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    At $30 per haircut, you’d need about 8 billion haircuts skipped to save that much. Dude must cut his own hair every few milliseconds.

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      At $30 per haircut

      What? That cheap? When I went to a mediocre barber, I had to pay 35 eur, but now it’s more like 45 eur. ^(forgot to shitpost)

      What kind of economy are you in? My haircuts are 48 million euro per month (they’re on a subscription, but I locked in a good deal as an early adopter), that’s why I’m not rich, no other reason.

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    12 hours ago

    Maybe he can just try out one more haircut. Maybe to just below the chin. Preferably with a large blade falling from some height. All you need is a basket infront to catch anything that falls off.

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    16 hours ago

    Jeff Bezos cooking recipie.
    Not need to shave Jeff Bezos before put him in oven.
    Just stuff him like a chicken.

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        Lemon & Thyme Roasted Chicken looks nice. Not sure how Jeff will apply to that recipe, maybe his meat is to old and it’s only for coq au vin.

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      Jesus christ.

      Are you a woman and is that USD?

      The most I’ve ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year

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        Yes, a woman, and yes USD. That’s the no-frills salon price for a trim for my hair which is “long/thick (curly)”. The more expensive places range into the $200s.

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          I guess you can’t go with my solution. Hell, if it gets any longer, I may actually need a haircut, but I haven’t had one in 5 years.
          I’m a guy; nobody cares about my hair.

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    20 hours ago

    I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho …

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    #2 clipper and I do it myself. I try as best I can to chop away the gorilla fur from my neck to my shoulders with the beard attachment of my razor. ta dah.

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    Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That’s the kind of dedication needed, most people aren’t cut out for it.

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        He didn’t even buy any expensive cancer medicine, he just drank smoothies.

        /uj I’m not even making this shit up, he tried to beat his cancer with regulating his diet to include various fruits and vegetables and ended up using his private jet to jump ques on multiple organ donations , because , get this, YOU CAN’T BEAT CANCER BY EATING MORE FUCKING FRUIT.

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            I wonder just how much money he would have donated to fascists by now. Rest in peace, micromanaging megalomaniac monster.

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    There’s more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

    We must go deeper.

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          Buy a DE safety razor. The initial razor isn’t as cheap as some other options but blades are dirt cheap. The standard recommendation for a safety razor is the Merkur 34C, though I’ve never used it. I’m currently using the Henson AL13 and it’s fantastic, plus it’s made in Canada which was the main selling point for me. My wife loves the AL13 too, she has super sensitive skin plus a lot of skin issues and she hasn’t had any problems shaving with it, where she would normally have burning and itching for days. It’s not on the cheaper end but also not luxury prices either.

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            I love my Henson also.

            I’m super lazy and don’t use shaving cream or oil. But I can easily shave after showering with just water.

            I had a one blade, and it worked great if you did the whole nine yards, but it sucked if you dont use shaving cream.

            The Henson works better with less effort than even a 5 blade imo

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      Avocados are so expensive, that’s why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~